female only Oh Dear, my sense of decorum, flutter my hanky!!

[Globetrotter 1,340]

Hahahahahaahahhhahehehehehhe heee hee hee hee ....

So many of you know that I am in a deployed environment. As I have mentioned here in the Ladies Room, deployment is a long, long, LONG time, and when you combine that with the ... unusual ... side effects of surgery, there can be times when, well, when...

you just. wanna. get it. ON.

However, again, being a deployed environment, pickings are ... slim. And complicated. So what is a girl to do? Well, this girl took care of business, and let's just leave it at that. However, someone stateside sent me a goodie basket (indeed, indeed). Having no need for what the box contained, as I already had the situation well in hand, I put them aside to be forgotten about.

Well, I am preparing to leave and giving away tons of things; books, dvd's Snacks, toiletries, you name it. And then I remembered the goodie box. Well, all the other goodies I put in our female bathrooms at work, it is the understood drop-off point for stuff. So, I picked one of the lesser used bathrooms and discreetly tucked the goodies into a big cardboard box ful of pads & tampons.

When I went to check at the end of the day, it was gone! Did I mention that the kit contained a "bullet" vibe, personal lubricant, and tub of edible "nipple" balm? Oh yeah!!

[juliarh 35]

So many of you know that I am in a deployed environment.

[juliarh 35]

So many of you know that I am in a deployed environment.

:lol: too funny!!

My hubby was there in 2009 for a year - so I get where you're coming from (in all senses! ) Phone and Skype work wonders

Are you going back to the States??

[Susanne 32]

Desperate times if someone takes what can only assumed to be used goodies....yikes-o-rama!

[M2G 1,836]

I picked one of the lesser used bathrooms and discreetly tucked the goodies into a big cardboard box ful of pads & tampons.

OMG, that is hysterical!! Not just *any* box, but a box that only us women would be interested in. I'm sure whoever opened it got a little surprise...certainly no what they were expecting in that type of box. :embaressed_smile:

[coops 1,790]

Hahahaahahaaaaaaa....love it! Christmas, Easter, birthday and every other celebration 'came' early..... hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

[juliarh 35]

Hahahaahahaaaaaaa....love it! Christmas, Easter, birthday and every other celebration 'came' early..... hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

ahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Globetrotter 1,340]

The tampons and pads were in a big open cardboard box in which all the tampon and pad boxes were jumbled, and I think upon inspection it would be clear to the new "owner" of the goodie box that it was unused, though I did dab a fingertip onto the balm - to use on my mouth, I was out of lipgloss!

[BlackBerryJuice 349]

Haha! I guess someone was even more desperate! But I wish I had your problem - I've had basically zero sex drive for the last 6 months or so, my boyfriend's annoyed (although understanding). I thought it'd get better when I lost weight (nope), went off the pill (nope), or exercised more (nope). It's kind of frustrating.

[Lila21 36]

Haha! I guess someone was even more desperate! But I wish I had your problem - I've had basically zero sex drive for the last 6 months or so, my boyfriend's annoyed (although understanding). I thought it'd get better when I lost weight (nope), went off the pill (nope), or exercised more (nope). It's kind of frustrating.

First, Globetrotter, that is freaking hilarious!

Second, Blackberry juice, I think someone said that progesterone cream can help get your "mojo" back! Maybe give that a try?

[Stacy160 201]

I've had basically zero sex drive for the last 6 months or so, my boyfriend's annoyed (although understanding). I thought it'd get better when I lost weight (nope), went off the pill (nope), or exercised more (nope). It's kind of frustrating.

Right there with ya!!

[BlackBerryJuice 349]

First, Globetrotter, that is freaking hilarious!

Second, Blackberry juice, I think someone said that progesterone cream can help get your "mojo" back! Maybe give that a try?

Thanks, I'll look into that. I suspect the most likely cause is school-related stress, so we'll see if it improves in the summer when I get a few weeks off.

[Oregondaisy 2,021]

Globetrotter that is too funny! I can only imagine what someone thought when they found your box.They probably

felt like they hit the jackpot.

Blackberry, the thing that will help with that is testosterone cream. You have to get a prescription for it, but it works sometimes too well, if you use too much~

[Globetrotter 1,340]

Works "too" well? Is that like winning "too much money" in the lottery?

[BlackBerryJuice 349]

Works "too" well? Is that like winning "too much money" in the lottery?

Haha! I remember reading an article in some women's magazine, maybe Marie Claire or Glamour, a few months ago - this woman had libido issues and went on testosterone supplements and went batshit crazy and started cheating on her husband with everyone. I imagine she was getting injections rather than using a topical cream, but still! That said, my boyfriend receives monthly testosterone injections (he had a precancerous ******** removed), and he still has issues in the sack. When he first started them, he thought he was gonna turn into a Ron Jeremy/The Rock, but I've noticed zero change in him so far.

EDIT: the word "tes.tic.le" is considered obscene on this site, apparently....lol