Hormone Topics: LOL!!!!

[Penni60 45]

Subject: The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.< /span>

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: What did I do wrong?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Plainly; Men Suck

11. Pack My Stuff

~ ~ ~And my favorite one ~ ~ ~

12. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks but chocolate sings.

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Here have some chocolate

[Mvpo8961 1]

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

I get hormonal about once a year (pcos) and this is that week. To top it off my 15 y/o DD is hormonal also this week.

My poor husband (who grew up with three sisters and a mother) is at the end of his rope it think.

I will definitely pass this on to him.

Myra

[paula 4]

LOL - how funny.

Yep, I admit it, Im a Chocoholic!

I honestly think that Heshey puts Prozac in their chocolate. :biggrin1:

[lianna 3]

Penni, those are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!