Penni60 45 Posted June 13, 2006 Subject: The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.< /span> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Plainly; Men Suck 11. Pack My Stuff ~ ~ ~And my favorite one ~ ~ ~ 12. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks but chocolate sings. . Here have some chocolate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mvpo8961 1 Posted June 13, 2006 That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny. I get hormonal about once a year (pcos) and this is that week. To top it off my 15 y/o DD is hormonal also this week. My poor husband (who grew up with three sisters and a mother) is at the end of his rope it think. I will definitely pass this on to him. Myra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paula 4 Posted June 13, 2006 LOL - how funny. Yep, I admit it, Im a Chocoholic! I honestly think that Heshey puts Prozac in their chocolate. :biggrin1: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lianna 3 Posted June 13, 2006 Penni, those are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
