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I still have the gag relfex occasionally during the act but thats because somethings poking me in the back of the throat - how do you train yourself past that???? I'm completely baffled.

Just be happy that you feel something poking you in the back of the throat. Not all women are that lucky.:rant::faint:

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Eeeeew *gag* *vomit* There is virtually nothing I wouldnt do if semen wasnt involved. Man, its disgusting, no matter what orifice it ends up in. I wish when they went for a vesectomy it'd be the end of semen for ever. Nasty nasty nasty.

Au contraire, men with vasectomies still ejaculate, but it is spermless semen. The prostate produces the Fluid.

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This post is great, you really can learn about anything on LBT, including . I personally love performing oral sex on my hubby because he loves receiving it and I love making him happy. I hadn't thought about the Protein benefits involved. I generally try to swallow as little as possible though, it just kind of grosses me out. I can't imagine it would hurt the band though, unless you do have a really bad gag reflex and vomit.

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Tricia, OMG - where the heck did you get the icons for that!!!!!!!!!

How thoughtful you gals are on this subject ~ LOL

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Tricia, OMG - where the heck did you get the icons for that!!!!!!!!!

How thoughtful you gals are on this subject ~ LOL

*evil grin* I'll never tell. :biggrin1:

But, here's another one. jerkoff.gif

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Just be happy that you feel something poking you in the back of the throat. Not all women are that lucky.:):faint:

OMG OMG OMG - I LITERALLY BUST OUT LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN I READ THAT - THAT'S SOOO FUNNY IT JUST MADE MY DAY! THANKS

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The AP has a story on the wire titled: Weighted Toys May Help Burn Calories. I don't think they are talking about the toys I have in my chest. But who knows. If I add weights....hmmm.

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The AP has a story on the wire titled: Weighted Toys May Help Burn Calories. I don't think they are talking about the toys I have in my chest. But who knows. If I add weights....hmmm.

Are you saying that you have toys in your toy-chest?:faint::grouphug:

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Okay ladies.......I can't help wondering if there is a correlation between loving oral and being overweight. A new study says only 24% of women actually enjoy it. Hmmmmmmmmmm..................its good, filling, pretty much calorie free and with the right "circumstance" can be Protein rich......NO WONDER WE LOVE IT!

The PB thing.........if he is that "productive" I'd be taking double birth control pills.........LOL!!!!!!!

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I can't help wondering if there is a correlation between loving oral and being overweight. A new study says only 24% of women actually enjoy it.

Maybe the low 24% figure can be explained by noting that women who "actually enjoy it" are too busy to talk to survey takers.

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Good question about whether swallowing semen will fill up your pouch! I don't think so. The pouch holds 20-30 cc's and I think I ready somewhere that an ejaculation is only 5 cc. Anyone have further info?

Nancy RN

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Ewwwwww!

Oh yeah, I got this link from a good friend.. she know's who she is. It's a Tshirt that says "Ladies don't spit"

Ever wanted an embarrassing sexually uninhibited T-shirt? Check it:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=686

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