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.......Anyone else have a cutesy way to ask for a little som'thin-som'thin?

Wanna lick?:kiss or gimme some

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I have a cutesy name for it.. I'll walk up to him and go "kissy peeenuus??!!"

Anyone else have a cutesy way to ask for a little som'thin-som'thin?

I don't bother asking. Early on I learned he'd never say no...

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I don't bother asking. Early on I learned he'd never say no...

that is so true. the only time he said no was the day after our daughter was born. he was in the shower with me at the hospital incase i got weak or dizzy. Anyone ever notice they have those nice cusioned seats in the hospital shower? hehehe. I sat down, and realized that everything lined up perfect.

but he got out of the shower.

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LOL About as freaky as they come. DH worries about me when I get to goal. I might be too much to handle. LOL

I don't agree with him, but it is a nice thought!!

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If I want some ...all I do is this..

I walk over to wherever he is and I whisper in his ear while caressing his nipples, arms and crotch.. lol

I say.. "Baby, I wanna F*ck..like right now" and that always gets an immediate response. But the dressing up and role playing makes him uneasy. He gets all shy, scared and embarrassed.

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But the dressing up and role playing makes him uneasy. He gets all shy, scared and embarrassed.

What guy doesn't feel uneasy in a fench maid's dress? :heh:

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Haha well since we are putting our business out there, I'll share.

No, more like ...me dressed up like a total prostitute right before bedtime. That was recently so maybe I'm just too cocky for him right now. The thing is, I feel really good about how I look now, I feel sexier. I worked hard for this feeling and I wanted him to know that I'm all about him and will always be. I wanted him to know that not only was this weight loss for me, but it was for us and I want him to enjoy me as he couldn't before (b/c I was wayy too shy when I was heavier). I may need to simmer down now for a little bit.

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If he doesn't come around then what do I do? Suppress all of this love? LOL???

I want to do crazy things. Things that you can't or shouldn't talk about. Anyone have any advice on how to "break in" a man?

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