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Oh ok, I suppose I'll give him a break. *Looks for the sledge hammer*

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Mr. :) & Mr. :eek: :)

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Hey there, Be nice....I didnt bring up this topic, It just reminds me of something that was fun from the past. Yes I am married but I have great memories! Was just dreaming about the good ole days when this activity was part of my life!

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Hey there, Be nice....I didnt bring up this topic, It just reminds me of something that was fun from the past. Yes I am married but I have great memories! Was just dreaming about the good ole days when this activity was part of my life!

Yeah, quoting Bernie Mac, " When I was getting some special attention,a long, long, long, long, time ago".

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Was just dreaming about the good ole days when this activity was part of my life!

Yeah, me too.

*Siiiiiiiiiigh*

Guess I'll stop envying all you married folk. What the hell use is it being married if you don't even get to have good sex?! :eek:

No WONDER I'm divorced.

:guess

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Quote:

Originally Posted by "Just" Paul

No pics...

Bummer.

You're always welcome to put up a few of your own. *smile*

Well... if he did, would that make him a PhotoNut???

(so, sooooo close...)

LOL!

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Bernie Mac has got to be one of the funniest men on the planet.

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Being Married is all about not being alone, and compromise, and being a parent. The fact is if you want great sex, STAY SINGLE! That is why I waited until 40 to get married, I was having way too much fun.

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Sheesh! That's just not cricket.

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I agree~Paul....that just sucks~:pound:

But seriously...Suz...that's the trick! You have the answer! Thinking about doing it tonight...hehehe!! :eyebrows:

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Jeezzz, you all are the funniest and this thread rocks! No wonder I visit LBT! I'm not banded yet but after reading through this thread I think I'm going to make sure I get all my "licks" in before I'm banded so he doesn't go through withdrawls... I loved all the icons!! Specially this one:

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