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In regards to hating the taste, or texture in your mouth...try to have him as far back into your mouth as possible at the time he cums. There are less taste buds back there, so that is less of an issue. Before he moves too much, make a couple of quick swallows and it is mostly gone, and you never have to "feel" it in your mouth, or taste it. No muss, No fuss...and one happy man!!!

Kat

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:cry I love this post....:cry

Why the frownies? Like me and reading about it, but not getting any? LOL

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In regards to hating the taste, or texture in your mouth...try to have him as far back into your mouth as possible at the time he cums. There are less taste buds back there, so that is less of an issue. Before he moves too much, make a couple of quick swallows and it is mostly gone, and you never have to "feel" it in your mouth, or taste it. No muss, No fuss...and one happy man!!!

Kat

Exactly what I always suggest. I can now show this to women who tell me, "What do you know?".:)

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LOL I kill me.. I met with the surgeon today and he was giving me all the pre-op info. and then he led into the "NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE" from now until I let you know it's okay... You don't want to get preg. and then after, you'll need to recoop. ... so in my cute little voice I said.. "Can I give my husband oral sex, to the fullest"... HAHHA you should have seen his face! He turned a nice shade of red.. and said ummm I'll be right back. He came back in a min. or two later.. and said. You can do what you want.. but that wasn't my thoughts on clear fluids!! Your husband is a lucky man and by the way.. can you talk to my wife and let her know that girls really do like to do that! LOL Okay, I now have to tell you, that I do know the surgeon on a friendly level.. I wouldn't have the guts to ask, if he wasn't a family friend.

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:kiss2: This is too much fun! You don't have to worry about the gag reflex at all if you use your hand in conjuntion with your mouth. Get some good slobber going so it's slippery and use your hand for the top half and your mouth for the bottom half. Suz

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Paul....I don't think a cigarette will suffice: here's a great big cigar!!!

LOL

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Well, gotta add my 2 cents worth -- In my 20's, (when I was slim and hot), met my then boyfriend in a seedy bar. The scenario was that we were to pretend we didn't know each other and had just met. It was a rainy night in Georgia (there's a song there). I was wearing a trench coat (and nothing else). We snuck out into the back alley and went crazy "up against the brick wall". Ruined my trench coat. But, hey, it was for a good cause. I've always been a sucker for a good cause....

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Rachel

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You gals are making me want some, Just banded last week, But I will still volunter if anyone wants to use me for medical research only! Right! LOL.

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In regards to hating the taste, or texture in your mouth...try to have him as far back into your mouth as possible at the time he cums. There are less taste buds back there, so that is less of an issue. Before he moves too much, make a couple of quick swallows and it is mostly gone, and you never have to "feel" it in your mouth, or taste it. No muss, No fuss...and one happy man!!!

Kat

Kat = the quicker picker-uper ROFLMFAO !!!! you go girl :eek:

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Mr. Yo,

Aren't you married?

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