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I have one question I am not sure if it has been addressed yet.. but is seman considered ok for the clear liquid phase? hhehehe

Probably not for "clear" liquids, but come full liquid time, it beats some of those nasty Protein Shakes any day of the week lol...

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lol you two are way too funny!!!

omg...one last gross thing I promise no more (keeping myself occupied because I can't sleep..ha ha) I read on one of those websites that some chef wanted to know how it compared to egg whites because he wanted to use it in a recipe....ugh get me a bucket. I will never eat out again!!!

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Sheesh Bettina - that sounds worse than the ingredients for hot dogs lol

LOL...oh no..hot dogs..I don't think I could handle knowing what is in them!!:faint:

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• urea (from urine)

• uric acid (from urine)

Ick...I never thought about that!! Now the real question is....Do you swallow or spit?:)

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too funny! I haven't given this much thought but I am so tight right now that I would surely have an issue and it would come back up!!!! but this was fun to read over the lunch hour - thanks girls!

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too funny! I haven't given this much thought but I am so tight right now that I would surely have an issue and it would come back up!!!! but this was fun to read over the lunch hour - thanks girls!

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I have another X rated question?

I took a couple puffs of reefer last week...do you think that would affect my success at all? I am being serious when I ask this!

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Ahhhh the munchies. Whew. The munchies are the biggest reason I am here I think. No No No No I don't smoke it no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please it only makes me sneeze, and then it makes it hard to find the door (Ringo Starr).

But I do miss it at times.........sigh

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Oh great Jimboss----I needed that song stuck in my head all day!!! I am going to be wandering the mall, and suddenly wail "No- No-No-No...." young kids will think I am some crazy bag lady,and their, also shopping, parents will just know I have been pushed over the holiday edge!!!

Some people go around singing "Jingle Bells"...not me!!!

Kat

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TommyO,

:) I'm a little confused about your statement, though. Do you mean:

(1) Many men like cunnilingus and are eager to do it, or

(2) Many men don't like cunnilingus, and that's why they rush through it?

Wouldn't it be wonderful if guys could enjoy the sensual aspects of it for their own pleasure?

NancyRN

I love to make my girl climax several times with what we call playing the Trumpet. During cunnilingus I act like I am playing a Trumpet and Blow Her. Her WLS has made it easy to keep this up for a long time. I like to Blow her untill she is almost exhusted and then return to my selfish pleasure. Its like a game if I can make her come 6-10 times that is my goal. She then likes to have a nice nap :notagree

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