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[FunnyDuddies 6]

*wields the Rob Rod and takes a jedi stance*

Do I look like a dork yet?

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Woohoo!!! Superstar!!!

[GonnaDoIt 0]

Its been 27 days since the last time I had sex (just broke up with long-term boyfriend) and 8 days since the last time I had real food and as much as I miss the sex, I have to admit, I miss the food more.

[503-250 1]

I could go without food for days as long as I am having sex, my poor wife runs for cover whenever I go for a fill, or she hears my stomach grumble. She will run and get me a 100 calorie snack pack drop it and run.

[Telly 4]

I got some last night. omG I'm having much more fun with DH.

[GonnaDoIt 0]

Right now if I had to choose between a Papa John's ham and pineapple pizza (assuming no problems eating it) and a naked Naveen Andrews ready to get busy, I think I'd have a tough time choosing ... well, ok, I guess I might figure that I could always get the pizza later and go for Naveen, but I'd still be thinking about the pizza!

[GonnaDoIt 0]

Mmmm

pizza - Naveen Andrews - chocolate Cake - Alexander Siddig - BBQ Pulled chicken - Benjamin Bratt - Steak, Egg, and cheese Bagel from McD - Daddy Yankee - Lamb Shahi Korma - a young Omar Sharif - Dunkin Donuts (all of them) - Lou Diamond Phillips

Mmmm

[Telly 4]

................lol

[Telly 4]

Well..... Gonnadoit, what's it gonna be? Are ya gonna do the man or the food?

[FunnyDuddies 6]

i got some last night too. even if i had to wake him up this morning at 5am when i went to bed lol

[FunnyDuddies 6]

deep relationship conversations and snuggle time

[GonnaDoIt 0]

Oh, Telly, I don't know. Can I eat the food off of the man? I'm sure there's some fun stuff you can do with a man and a donut.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

knockin boots.

[Morsaille 4]

http://www.sex-lexis.com/

Here is a fun dictionary, has some more synonyms for you in case you were running low.

[GonnaDoIt 0]

I don't wear boots in bed.

I had a boyfriend once who would strip naked for sex, except for his socks because he was cold. It was the funniest image.