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[Nykee 13]

wow... bunch of perverts around here.

anyone know where I can order a 21 yr old Blonde boy sex slave?

[CandySmooch 0]

My DH and I have been together for 3 years now. And the other day we were making love and laughing most of the way through it. I think thats when you know you've hit a major comfort level. We were in missionary when he said he'd like to change positions but then he didn't. I said what are you tired of looking at me? He said no..........at least not while we're making love anyway - which just cracked me up while he's still going to town. Then he said I love how you are, just a little more to grab onto as he literally grabbed the side of my stomach for a better grip to push harder which he has NEVER done and that just made me giggle so hard! I don't like people touching my fat and this was something new. Then he even goes one step further and says honey forget excercising - I'll excercise all this off ya........I completely lost it and was it fits of tears.........all of this while we're doin the deed - kinda hard to be horny when your laughing but it was sweet all the same :mad:

[lokiluvr 0]

NYKEE- I'm not 21,,, or blond,,, But I am allways willing to help out !!:mad:

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

Jack is in a hotel bar when the most beautiful girl in the world walks in. She is immediately surrounded by men. Each man in turn offers her a drink, she accepts, then drinks the drink and turns her attention to another man who repeats the process. After watching 5 men buy a drink for the woman, only to be frozen out of the conversation, Jack walks over to the now alone woman.

He buys her a drink and then asks, would you have sex with me right now in my room for $1,000,000 in cash?

"What would I have to do?"

"Intercourse!"

"$1,000,000 cash?"

"Right."

"Let's go" she said as she took his arm to lead him towards the hotel lobby and elevators.

"Wait a minute," said Jack. "Would you make love to me for 25 cents?"

"What kind of a girl do you think I am?" she queried.

"Well, we already know what kind of girl you are. We are just haggling over the price!!"

[FunnyDuddies 6]

The sex thread is back!!! Now I can really settle in and feel back at home. LOL

CandySmooch, I know exactly what you are talking about. The worst is when they decide to tickle you in the middle of sex, and then try to hang on. I am EXTREMELY ticklish, and I know Rob gets some fun sensation out of tickling me while we are going at it. But its fun!! LOL

["Just" Paul 1]

YEAH!!!

THE THREAD IS BACK!

Unfortunately, I have nothing to add.

So is my sad life.:cry

[GonnaDoIt 0]

Yes, I'm glad the sex thread is back! Unfortunately, I am dumping my long-term boyfriend. He's never liked condoms. I had gotten him to use them for a while but for the past few months he's been refusing. I finally gave him an ultimatem: use them or its over. He continues to refuse to use them, so we're calling it quits. I'm sad, but this is a major health issue and I've been putting up with this unnecessary health risk for way too long. Looks like I'll be taking cold showers for a while.

The ultimatem, like the band and my recent house purchase, is part of me making some serious changes in my life for the better. But even though I know all of these things are better for me and my children, they are all TOUGH!

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Good for you GonnaDoIt. I am happy you stuck up for yourself on that one!!

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

I never had sex without a condom until my wife. And back then AIDS was not around.

Been married since 1967.

[Telly 4]

wow... bunch of perverts around here.

anyone know where I can order a 21 yr old Blonde boy sex slave?

Here's a website a friend sent to me. It's amazing.

www.realdoll.com

http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

[FunnyDuddies 6]

hahahahaha those things freak me out!! They have some at a club i go to (don't worry, they are fully clothed) and the place them in different places. I swear to god they look totally real!!!

[Texas Princess 0]

That is the funniest thing!

[Bettina 0]

Here's a website a friend sent to me. It's amazing.

www.realdoll.com

http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

I saw them on a HBO special...lol you can get different size snap ons for your rubber man....ha ha ha ha

oh yeah and when squeeze the nuts --fun juice comes out...ewwww

[FunnyDuddies 6]

oooo they make men now?

[Meme 0]

Hi everyone!