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[NancyRN 1]

Gonna Do It,

When I was newly married, I developed TMJ. The dentist asked me what I'd been doing that might have caused it. I said "blowing my husband" (no, not really! I actually said, "I'm newly married and have been having oral sex.") The dentist turned red.

[BigGirlPantiez 1]

um...have you guys seen the dirty Dancing bananas?! Heelarious!

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[Bettina 0]

um...have you guys seen the dirty Dancing bananas?! Heelarious!

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ha ha where did you find them???

[NancyRN 1]

Big Girl Panties,

What a great name!

[NurseTeresa 0]

My computer has been down for way over a month now and of all the firsts posts to read...........I have been over here laughing outloud so loud that I have woke my kids up. Boy have I missed alot. Have to admit that was one of the questions I was concerned about if it would be ok to still do after I have the surgery! YEAH!! Like some of you this is something that I really enjoy doing! Nothing better then to watch your mans eyes roll back in his head while you are pleasing him completely!

[BigGirlPantiez 1]

If you do a reply and click on Go Advanced, you can bring up the Smileys, click on more and scroll to the bottom.

:Banane56: hahahaha!

[FunnyDuddies 6]

:bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: You forgot these. They are in there too.

Man...I tell ya one thing!! Sex is sure becoming a lot more fun with the weight going down!!

[Charlif761 0]

That is an accurate assumption.:bananapartyhat:

Care to share numbers Paul????? :bananapartyhat:

Hehehehehe..I may be married, but I can STILL be a perv!!!!!!!!!

["Just" Paul 1]

Care to share numbers Paul?????

Hehehehehe..I may be married, but I can STILL be a perv!!!!!!!!!

Shhh... it's a secret...

More than 1... less than 1,000,000.:guess

Don't tell.:rolleyes

[wavydaby 1]

Just post a picture of you in regulation starfleet pants.. those are pretty tell all.

[GonnaDoIt 0]

I love this thread because it proves that 'yes, fat people do have sex!!' Now if only the maternity clothes industry would figure that out. I have two kids and for both pregnancies it was so hard to find plus size maternity clothes. It was like the clothing designers figured there would be no market for plus size maternity since fat women don't have sex. WRONG!!

But I guess in just a short time from now that will no longer be my battle.

Incidentally, I told my boyfriend I was having the surgery and he's like "why?" I think I can sincerely say I'm not doing it so I can be more attractive for him. I think he honestly would not care if I gained another 20 or lost 80. He's from Central Asia/ Middle East, though he grew up in India. I don't always agree with attitudes toward women in that part of the world, but one positive thing I will say is that women from a broad range of weights and sizes are considered beautiful.

Ok, back to the smut.

[GonnaDoIt 0]

Can't say that I've ever experienced the gag reflex before.... so maybe I'm doing it wrong. But, I'm with the one that said they don't swallow "cream of salt." Sorry, did it twice, wont do it again! Blechy. My virgin band will remain a virgin to that!

Doesn't mean I don't enjoy pleasuring the hubband frequently. I just have more strategically placed areas for hubband juice to go.

Usually I just do it for a little while as foreplay, but I don't want to make him cum during oral sex because then he's finished and I'm left taking a cold shower. I only went the whole nine yards on oral sex when it was just three weeks after I had his baby and I couldn't do anything below the waste anyway. And, yes, I gagged.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

LOL This makes me laugh because my DH will ask for me to finish him off this way, and if I say "But then what will I get" he always promises that he can go again after a few.

what a stud.

[GonnaDoIt 0]

The 'go again' comment reminds me of a little X-rated story.

We hadn't seen each other in a few weeks so when he came over than night, I guess he was very excited to see me because that was the fastest he ever climaxed. As he was getting up, I said, "that was quick!" The comment just kind of popped out of my mouth and as soon as I said it he looked a bit surprised and even a little hurt. I tried to take it back. I said, "But it was good, honey, I mean it's ok that it was fast ... um."

He became very serious and announced quite strongly (but not angrily) in his thick accent, "Lie down! I do it again!"

I said, "oh .. um .. ok ... do you need to rest for a minute or-"

"No! I am ready now. Lie down!" The look on his face was one of complete determination, rather than desire. And, well, he did it again, much slower the second time.

[rajgrover 0]

I got to find myself some available ladies like some of you in the NY/NJ area!

Anyone interested?

;->