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Well here in the U.S, we prefer just inches....and we are still waiting.:confused::wow2:

Sorry. Only have a 25' tape available.:heh:

See. I told you guys lie.

I really have a 50' tape measure I could use.

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I don't like it when people visit my dildo. Other people who rent space on your dildo just don't take care of it like you would. Plus, people will leave litter on the dildo and then I have to clean it. It is nice that the dildo is so wet though.

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How lucky was I to come (no pun intended) across this thread on the site!?!?! Everyone needs a place to call home. I think this place is my new home! :confused:

Can't say that I've ever experienced the gag reflex before.... so maybe I'm doing it wrong. But, I'm with the one that said they don't swallow "cream of salt." Sorry, did it twice, wont do it again! Blechy. My virgin band will remain a virgin to that!

Doesn't mean I don't enjoy pleasuring the hubband frequently. I just have more strategically placed areas for hubband juice to go.

Ahh, this has given me a good laugh for the day.

Deb

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I'm as freaky as ya wanna be!

Telly, what was your question?

Did i miss it?

Real Sex was my favorite HBO program, when I had HBO.

There's a show on showtime where they do this reality show and follow this guy around, but the kicker is that he's a porn star/director! I kindof like that show...

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hehehehe Seymore Butts. We have some of his movies! LOL I actually met him once in Vegas about 5 years ago. He seemed like a nice guy.

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And now I know:) .

Ok...

Now I wonder, did I want to know?:biggrin1:

TMI, maybe?

Now wait a minute... We've discussed blow jobs and many other things, and now my one question is TMI? I thought this was an open and liberated thread. I"ll go remove my offensive posting, but I don't honestly know why it was so offensive as compared to everything else on this thread.

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Lizz, I'm just razzin' ya!:)

Looks to me like everything does go on this thread!

Honestly, I don't think there is a TMI on this one!:)

BTW, it was a cool post, don't remove it!

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It's OK...

Go on... post your filth!:) :) :Banane48: heh heh heh

We love it on this thread!:heh:

More dirt... more dirt... more dirt...:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

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I dunno, I kinda like my men clean.. :)

But, don't stop the "interesting" chatting that happens here. We all need it.

Deb

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Hmm, never considered this issue, but I can't imagine how gagging would make the band slip.

My problem in regard to oral sex is that I have TMJ and my jaw locks up if I perform oral sex for too long. That's pretty much the only time it bothers me, actually. So when I'm at the dentist and he asks if my TMJ has been bothering me, I never know quite how to answer him.

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