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Another thought...

Everyone knows about the FUPA but what about the FLPA. I miss mine from back in the day. Now it seems- icky, and fat. With the weight loss, does that go away too?

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"Real Sex". It's a great show for those sexual fantasies and can be rather informative if you are paying attention and not using it for stimulation. (did I just type that?) :omg:

Yes. That was it, now I remember.

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Another thought...

Everyone knows about the FUPA but what about the FLPA. I miss mine from back in the day. Now it seems- icky, and fat. With the weight loss, does that go away too?

wha?

FUPA, FLPA?!?!?

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Go ahead Telly - is there anything sacred anymore? lol I don't think so --

and pop rocks! dang! ouch!

I've gotta agree. I think the door is opened on this thread.

I don't like the poprocks idea either. Geez, next someone will say Alkaseltzer.

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I have heard altoids make it a cool minty feeling, and maybe would make it taste better? Or at least your breath would be fresh when you finish.

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Fupa -fat Upper P**sy Area

Flpa-fat Lower P**sy Area

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And yes, Lizzi, it does go away, lol! Mine is gone!

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I've gotta agree. I think the door is opened on this thread.

I don't like the poprocks idea either. Geez, next someone will say Alkaseltzer.

How 'bout polident tablets???!!! LOL

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And yes, Lizzi, it does go away, lol! Mine is gone!

Jeez, ya learn something new every day...and here I thought I was quite knowledgeable on acronyms!!!....hehe.. This is something I never even thought about and didn't even know was "fat" but the other day my husband commented that the Fupa and Fula is all gone now. At first I was annoyed....as I didn't even know it WAS fat!! LOL. But, no matter...'tis gone now!

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Fupa -fat Upper P**sy Area

Flpa-fat Lower P**sy Area

Thanks for explaining that! and how the heck did you know what that means?

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Some crazy women in the Gone For Good Club educated me...lol

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Then why do so many "Bible-Belt" Legislators define Sodomy as "Any unmentionable act against God"?

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The answer is those Bible-Belt folks are interested in their particular interpretation of Scripture as far as Law and Order goes, not as far as personal spirituality goes. There is nothing in Scripture that states what married folks can't do with the exception of bringing other people into their marriage (or animals, which is pretty much a given). There is nothing in the Bible that says that married men and women can't have oral sex, anal sex, masturbate together, or do any of the positions as displayed in the Kama Sutra. And believe me, we have tried a lot of them!

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