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WHAT DID MY HUSBAND DO??

oh..the whole swallowing thing. lol well. I am just telling you what he said. I do it to please him, plus when he eats a bunch of pineapple he turns into a candy machine LOL Human pez dispenser. hehehehe

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Yuck! God Man!

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I think the swallowing is an ego thing, and I'm a guy.

Makes the guy feel like he is in more control, that he can "make" her do that.

I'm not saying that there aren't sensations involved, but most of them come before that act (to be crude) of swallowing.

It can be an excellent experience when it is pleasurable to BOTH partners, and if part of the act reviles one of them, then the pleasure is removed.

Do what feels right and good. Don't like it, don't do it. there are still many ways to increase pleasure without making half of the couple feel sick.

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ROFLMAO!!!!

Ok..

For me, it's just the idea that ...they're alive! lol!

Now I'll never swallow but I will however imagine/pretend that my mouth is a catcher for the yankees.... glove in hand.. kinda imagery.

No complaints so far.

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Its Alive! ALIVE!!!

Oh man that is funny! you don't like the idea of the little guys swimming around your stoma? LOL Is it just creepy, or is it that they are doomed to never do what God made them to do? Their short little lives completely failed and worthless.

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Just a play off of Sidney Poitier, "they call me Mr. Tibbs", since Telly said I should be Dr. Phil.

Great flick, BTW, where he replayed the character from "In the Heat of the Night", one of my fave movies.

Back to sex, it is largely about ego. making your partner have plasure makes you feel good, it acts on your ego, and making your partner pleasure you has the same reaction, makes one feel that they are in control (also ego).

many of us on here will find changes in our libidos due to wieght loss. remember, fat stores hormones, and they are released when we lose (thus many women having cchanges to their cycles) and our improved self images don't hurt. there is also the fact that as we get healthier, we feel more energetic. Overall, weight loss can enhance sexual experiences, if both partners are up to the "challenge", and new drives are taken into consideration.

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Am I the only one that thinks Tired Old Man's avitar is the funniest thing ever on this thread?

Every time he posts it cracks me up.

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Am I the only one that thinks Tired Old Man's avitar is the funniest thing ever on this thread?

Every time he posts it cracks me up.

Nope, you aren't the only one. :guess

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