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I have a cutesy name for it.. I'll walk up to him and go "kissy peeenuus??!!"

Anyone else have a cutesy way to ask for a little som'thin-som'thin?

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just be careful how hard you tap that mic. :)

we aren't cutesy. I usually just say "can I blow you?" If we are around people or the kids, then i will whisper. Like I said earlier, he is usually in the bedroom naked before I can finish the sentence. LOL

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More women need to be like you FUNNY... Just speak your mind. It don't matter just don't bite it..
*raises her hand* I am a lot like Funny. But, I'm also "funny" so I thought I'd post something "funny."

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.......................................................That's not funny!

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Oooo I forget

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What...no more sex talk??? I was getting horny....

You need to get some... All ya'll need to get some, dayuummmmm!

:faint: :)

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Shocking... just shocking...

Funny, you crack me up.

Good advice, and I have been doing so. You're right, it might be a bit shocking.

The other day, a friend of hers saw me for the first time in a year. She was shocked. She said to my wife that she must be happy to have me look like I did when we met... my wife said, "he's NEVER looked like this as long as I have known him!":D

I was 285 when we met, 300 when we married, went down to 280 on Atkins, and then UPWARD from there. She's never known me at this weight, heck, I can't remember me at this weight. I haven't been this trim in 23 years, back to my Junior year of High School (P.S. you can use this to calculate my age).

Gee, maybe she was a chubby chaser! :omg:

BTW, I'll have new pics next week. We took some head shots at filming last weekend, and I should have digital copies this weekend, I'll post good before and after pics then.

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