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Penni - add super stretch to my list!!

teresita - I'm reading the site as we speak

morsaille - i make him pull out...the thought of man juice any where near any part of my body makes me kinda sick....

funnyduddies - unfortunatly....its not kinky at all....

u know what i feel like im hijaking this thread, i'm going to start my own....sorry...:speechles

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I'm in Dallas, TX.. Are any females replying in my area? :clap2: :kiss2:

ROFL !!!! unless super stretch can stretch you to NJ, you'll have to stick with the chicks in TX :guess

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Is a man’s semen good for you if you swallow? I have been told that it has Protein in it.

Yes, semen has Protein in it, but I wouldn’t consider making a meal out of it! Semen contains citric acid, fructose, and protein, all of which are nutrients that are also found in food. Although these nutrients are necessary ingredients for a healthy diet, ingesting a man’s semen is not a good or recommended way to go about consuming these nutrients. Other components of semen are alkalines, prostaglandins, and approximately 300 million sperm. Every teaspoon of semen that is consumed adds 5 calories to your daily intake. The amount of semen produced during ejaculation varies from man to man, but on average one to two teaspoons of semen is produced with each ejaculation.

It is also important to consider the risks involved with fellatio and swallowing a man’s semen. HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted by swallowing semen and from oral to genital contact. Any contact that a person may have with another’s bodily fluids increases risk for contracting a number of diseases or infections. If your partner has been recently tested for sexually transmitted diseases and HIV and the test results were negative, then the semen would be considered “safe” to swallow. Before making semen the primary source of protein in your diet, try incorporating some lean meat or low fat dairy products into your diet!

Katie Boutott, B.S.

Health Educator

Health Iowa/Student Health Service

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NjChick:

Learning to Taste Life Instead Of Inhaling It

Are we still talking about oral sex?? Are you saying that you previously inhaled it like a steamer? Hmmm, is it good for the pores?

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NjChick:

Learning to Taste Life Instead Of Inhaling It

Are we still talking about oral sex?? Are you saying that you previously inhaled it like a steamer? Hmmm, is it good for the pores?

Your a pistol Princess ROFLMFAO but THIS homey don't play that way.... YUCK!!!

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Gee, I'm outta here for a day and I miss the most interesting things.

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Ok so I am in the process of getting a band. There is this one thing that came to mind and it's regarding performing oral sex on a man.

I hope this doesn't come across as slutty but I am worried that when I do this I might gag and that can hurt my band. Is that possible?

I happen to like doing this specific act of love and been known to gag in the past. I dont mind the gagging itself because it never hurts and I don't throw up, but if I have the band and gag, can it slip or somethin?

If I'm crossing the line please feel free to lock/delete this thread!

Being a man of the straight persuasion, I can not speak of personal knowledge, but I would assume that his length would not interfere with your band and unless his prostate/testicle factory is on a wartime production schedule, I doubt if it will be any worse than accidentally swallowing a tablespoon of creamy Soup.:faint:

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:) Tricia~ Have I told you lately that I luv ya!!! Dang, girl, you crack me up.

You guys got me to thinking... I have not swallowed since I had my surgery!!! I guess there is just the fear of sliming on that! ICK!!!!!!

:frog:I also would prefer performing oral sex than receiving. I am glad to know that I am not the only freak in the world that likes doing that! :)

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:frog:I also would prefer performing oral sex than receiving. I am glad to know that I am not the only freak in the world that likes doing that! :)

WHAT?! IMHO what's good for the gander is good for the goose, too. Thank God my hubby loves to be on the giving end as well.

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lol cracks me up. Some of the responses are hilarious and yet informative. Thanks gals and guys for making me smile.

Nice to know you're not alone in pleasing your partner aye?

And if you're only doing this with your partner and it only give you 5 maybe 10 calories why the heck wouldn't you take the Protein lol. Great information but, I wouldn't think anyone would do this as their primary source of Protein, band or no band a woman can't make it on semen alone hahaha

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Being a man of the straight persuasion, I can not speak of personal knowledge, but I would assume that his length would not interfere with your band and unless his prostate/testicle factory is on a wartime production schedule, I doubt if it will be any worse than accidentally swallowing a tablespoon of creamy soup.:faint:

ROFLMAO @ WARTIME PRODUCTION!!!!!!

GOOD ONE!

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THIS THREAD!!!! :):o:o:o EEEEEEK!! ....and I thought gay men were BAD!! :rant::eek:;)

BTW, if you want Tricia's adorable "smiley", just right-click it and Save Image.

Steve

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OMG I too love doing this for Jon except I will say that I NEVER enjoyed swallowing before my surgery but was woman enough to tolerate it, but since my surgery...........hell no - I don't know if he's even realized it or not since I can be a little sneaky about it - like giving it back to him as if I didn't get it all, LMAO - but even if I do keep it in my mouth I immediately head straight to the bathroom to spit because since surgery I can't do it anymore - now swallowing literally makes me gag on the goo - gross! I like doing the act but not what follows hehe........

heather - I agree - I'd rather give than receive - receiving nice once in awhile but I think guys get more out of receving than at least I do

now I can't get over Joyce's response of "training herself" on her own - I still have the gag relfex occasionally during the act but thats because somethings poking me in the back of the throat - how do you train yourself past that???? I'm completely baffled.

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Eeeeew *gag* *vomit* There is virtually nothing I wouldnt do if semen wasnt involved. Man, its disgusting, no matter what orifice it ends up in. I wish when they went for a vesectomy it'd be the end of semen for ever. Nasty nasty nasty.

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