What is the most powerful, gut-exploding laxative I can buy OTC?

[FluffyChix 17,418]

The most powerful butt-explosive laxative on earth would be...drumroll please...

sugar free Gummy Bears. I don't think they would be WLS surgeon approved.

Here's a review from an Amazon customer (oh and they're only available in 5lb bags... )

Good times.

Edited December 30, 2017 by FluffyChix

[mel1214 14]

I wish there was a good OTC option! I had to resort to mag citrate twice after surgery, but it’s fizzy so you have to let it go flat...and it’s super nasty!!
Now I take Linzess daily, plus a stool softener three times a day and drink Smooth Move tea every night, and I still only go about every 2 weeks. It’s awful!!

[CaroleS 6]

Milk of Magnesia will do the trick. Watch our though. Explosions may occur.

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[Frustr8 7,886]

I would stay away from light colored slacks, if I were you!💩

[Frustr8 7,886]

Seems like when I was a small Frustr8 croton oil and castor oill were mentioned. Am I wrong?

[iattcom 96]

I drink 16 oz of Water with 1 tablespoon of Metamucil every night and every morning I have a regular visit to the toilet after going 3 weeks with almost nothing. The first time I did I lost 3 pounds I was so excited!

[Vccc 2]

On 12/30/2017 at 17:58, FluffyChix said:

The most powerful butt-explosive laxative on earth would be...drumroll please...

sugar free Gummy Bears. I don't think they would be WLS surgeon approved.

Here's a review from an Amazon customer (oh and they're only available in 5lb bags... )

Good times.

I learned this the hard way while at work.....

[Lillymunster 49]

They had me drink 2 bottles of magnesium citrate the day before surgery. That stuff kept working for days.

[FluffyChix 17,418]

Just now, Lillymunster said:

They had me drink 2 bottles of magnesium citrate the day before surgery. That stuff kept working for days.

2 bottles. Impressive! Colon Blow 2000. But I swear, they wouldn't let me do a bowel prep before surgery. The bastages...I had concretions. CONCRETIONS. It was like giving birth to Rosemary's baby! With TEETH! LOL. It was truly gruesome.

So I would have much rather dealt with the mag citrate before hand. Did you have any issues with Constipation afterward?

[alioolala 57]

Mineral oil everyday is what my surgeon recommends.

[Lillymunster 49]

5 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

2 bottles. Impressive! Colon Blow 2000. But I swear, they wouldn't let me do a bowel prep before surgery. The bastages...I had concretions. CONCRETIONS. It was like giving birth to Rosemary's baby! With TEETH! LOL. It was truly gruesome.

So I would have much rather dealt with the mag citrate before hand. Did you have any issues with Constipation afterward?

It wasn’t fun. That lasted for a few days after surgery. No issues since then. Things aren’t “normal” but they are moving. I think all the Water and walking is what is keeping me from getting constipated.

[Frustr8 7,886]

anybody remember castor oil? Dumb doctor wanted me to drink Orange juice and castor oil to put myself into labor. Remember telling someone I think I'm greasing the Wrong Hole here! FYI , 50 years ago and Baby ##1 still didn't come for 3 days and she never has showed up on time for anything else. That was RD short for Rotten DAUGHTER, and I have a story about her 365 days a year, always one if those in every family, I gave birth to MINE.😞👸😏

[insta_adventurer 1,046]

Y’all... the struggle is real. Almost 4 months post op and I pray to have the runs nearly every day. I take colase every morning... and drink Smooth Move tea at night... and then drink milk of magnesia if things getting really out of hand.

This morning I was so out of sorts that I got nauseas and vomited while clearing the pipes. My failure to produce is really starting to get worry me and I need to find some routine to keep me regular. 😩😩

[Hoggles69 9]

Buy ducolax which is bisocodyl
It’s like an explosion take them just before bed or u will suffer