Telly 4 Posted June 2, 2006 Band Caused the Gas!!! Clouds are fluffy.. So is my ass The band is good For giving me bad gas I stare at my ass Scared of the gas Thinking people will think I harrass... But then from afar I see who you are An innocent bystander Getting out of your car "Oh No" I say "Oh No, Not THEY" But low and behold To my dismay It came to a head Now people are dead "It's the band, it's giving me gas!" Upset and terrified I look back at my ass Not very lady like and not very nice But oh no.. oh not again... not twice Rushed the groceries in the car The door...ajar Thank god I don't have to drive very far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoOrLess 0 Posted June 2, 2006 OMG ROFL!!! Only you girl!!! too funny..........but not banded even "I" have bad gas - I say go figure - must be all the exercising and rigor! I love your poem Telly :heh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Telly 4 Posted June 2, 2006 No Comment, Lol. It Was A Silly Poem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wavydaby 1 Posted June 2, 2006 Cause I am waiting for my psych review to be sent to my Dr: There should be a Band in my stomach, Something to make me not stuff it. I'm in quite a state, The shrink makes me wait! I want NOW to see my weight plummet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A1ikou 0 Posted June 2, 2006 O.K, what do I think about my band? Upon this issue, should I make a stand? For as you all do very well know, Sitting won't help those pounds to go. Move your body just exercise, Good grief this thing'll be my demise! Or maybe it'll be the thing to give, Me a better life to live. My kidneys too would give me a hug, For all the Water I glug, glug, glug, Not sure about my legs and knees, Getting me to the bathroom in time to pee! No more bread and no more coke, Yeah but lotsa new clothes to make hubby broke! No more junk food, says doctors letter, Yeah but a healthier me and that's much better. I chew my food 'til my teeth do ache, Make it mushy for goodness sake, Chew, chew, chew it all the time... Or you'll PB with lots of slime! Motivation and encouragement too I've found, Didn't go far just searched around, The internet...something for me, And there it was - good old LBT. In sickness, in health, for better, for worse, Whether a blessing or whether a curse, Right now for me, life's just grand, And all I can say is...I love my band! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wheetsin 714 Posted June 2, 2006 My body is losing its padding and things are becoming more uncomfortable! So I will express my thoughts in HAIKU: Comfy chair despair Bulging springs make my ass hurt There is no justice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Telly 4 Posted June 2, 2006 You folk be of the talented kind, wow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K@t 38 Posted June 2, 2006 Alison, that poem made me laugh..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunnyDuddies 6 Posted June 2, 2006 band the tum to shrink the bum thats about as good as it gets lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mini_me 3 Posted June 2, 2006 yo, ho-hooooooo, shrink the bummmmmm.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
REEIZBOOJE 0 Posted July 24, 2006 these all are really nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
