Dee 39 Posted April 3, 2010 One Pound of Fat Hello, do you know me? If you don?t you should. I?m a pound of fat, and I?m the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It?s because no one ever wants to lose me; I?m Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I?ve grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it?s fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying ?Oh, I only lost one pound.? (as if that were such a terrible thing!) For you see, if you do this you?ll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I?m not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!! After all, I?m Only One Pound of fat!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee 19 Posted April 3, 2010 LOL, great post. I loved reading this. :blushing: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dee 39 Posted April 3, 2010 Here is picture of "Just one pound of fat" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bklyn Lady 0 Posted April 3, 2010 You're absolutely right. If one pound of fat was so easy to lose we would never have gotten to the point of having to lose 100 plus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thinoneday 445 Posted April 4, 2010 One Pound of Fat Hello, do you know me? If you don’t you should. I’m a pound of fat, and I’m the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It’s because no one ever wants to lose me; I’m Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I’ve grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it’s fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying “Oh, I only lost one pound.” (as if that were such a terrible thing!) For you see, if you do this you’ll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I’m not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!! After all, I’m Only One Pound of fat!!! This is a great post. . . i love it. . . thank you so much for sharing this, it's actually beautiful and so true. . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MINI-Me 196 Posted April 4, 2010 Awesome post! Thank you for putting things into perspective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VV2010 1 Posted April 8, 2010 Stuck - This was a great post - thanks so much! I will come back to this when I get frustrated:) VV2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites