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Hi everybody! :wave:

Hmm.. I just :gossip: that there are people here who are comteplating eating multiple scoops of that evil product known as Ice Cream! :hungry:

Well I am here to intervene! :D Do NOT :yield:to the temptation to partake of the evil product that robs you from health and happiness!

First you will feel like ... :think:ugh:

Then you will want to ...:puke:

Then you will be... :mad2:.. at yourself for giving in yet again.

P'Nut to the rescue! :rolleyes:|_| <-- carton of ice cream :clap2:

The ice cream parlor is :closed_2:

Here take a whole carton of these instead --> :hug:

:confused:

PS. Funny has :croc: in her backyard! :bolt:

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LOL, cute!

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Well, we can tell a whole story with those emoticons. They are hilarious, especially these ones::rolleyes::D :confused:

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shhhhh stop telling them all about the gators!! how else am i gonna get them fed? we have run out of neighborhood children!!

you are a repulsively corny dork!!

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Telly we can tell where YOUR mind is lol

Thanks for the laughs ladies - long in the making for sure woo hoo!

and PLEASE spray the ice cream demon for me - thanks!

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Telly we can tell where YOUR mind is lol

Thanks for the laughs ladies - long in the making for sure woo hoo!

and PLEASE spray the ice cream demon for me - thanks!

It's NOT my fault. Ice Cream Demons are hidden INSIDE the little steroid pills.< /p>

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Isn't that the truth! My fiancee once had steroid medicine for 2 1/2 weeks and gained 100 lbs! He lost it fast once the doctor SAW what it did to him -- oh lordy..........stay away from the ice cream...........where is that devil hiding?

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I'm sorry Funny -- not meant to scare YOU - it's to scare the ice cream demon away!!! Where's that hose anyhow..........huntin for it.......hmmm who stole it?

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LBT God's and Goddess's would not be pleased with you Mo!

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Bah! anyone who is a God or Goddess can eat ice cream and it won't show! lol but if we humans eat it - watch out!

I'm buying a new hose as we speak lol

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LOL! Don't make me do another Paint Sketching of this whole Ice Cream ordeal with Water hoses. It could get messy.

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Water and ice cream usually are MESSY! waaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

here it comes - watch out Telly - hey stop twisting that hose all up!

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