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I found a lovely picture today for my kitchen. It is on a serving tray. It is a captain wearing a "Gordans Fisherman" type hat and suit with pretty sail boats, a full white beard, and sea gulls. I had to have it... 'cause it reminded me of Jack. :love:

It has the words Sea Salt Fish and chips on it too...

Now it sits in my kitchen window sill watching over my sink full of dishes...

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Well JACK, and all other members of the harem, I am moving. Will be posting this message in a few threads, but wanted you to know that I will be off line for a while after the 1st. Will get back on to the board as soon as possible, but as I am a closet bandster, will not get on from work. So have to wait until everything is turned on at my new home. I will be in a half way house, so to speak, as my real new home is being built. :confused:

Will check in again before the first though... OH the woe of not having my daily Jack fix....

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Jacks fine print from my threesome thread:

">fine print>>>> the management takes no responsibility for the content or conduct of the above posts.... They should not be construed as legal advice, and should not be used as such. Contact your lawyer, and consult with them before taking any advice given on this board......Objects in this mirror, are stranger than they seem...void where prohibited by law... batteries not included... some assembly required....your mileage may vary..."

Should also include: Not responsible for broken hearts, total obsessions, and/or broken marriages/jealous husbands. :love: :love: :love:

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To my FAVORITE man with a beard... Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Seasons Greetings and all the other politically correct ways of saying have a great holiday.

:love:

***wonder if Jack will let me sit in his lap???***

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