Sandybells 0 Posted May 22, 2006 If your husband says those pants make you look fat and you are happy...You are a bandster! No might about it! If you ever asked your husband to burp you...You might be a bandster! If you look down in front of your body and notice a lap..you might be a bandster! If you worry about how to explain your recent weightLOSS....You might be a bandster! If you can tie your shoes for the first time in years...You might be a bandster! If you suddenly cross your legs and it startles you ....You might be a bandster! If you are riding in the car and your arms and hands are beside you instead of folded across your big belly...You might be a bandster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewSho 20 Posted May 22, 2006 OK, maybe I'm just not getting a couple of these: If your husband says those pants make you look fat and you are happy...You are a bandster! No might about it! Is this a married thing? Now realize that I'm single but if my (hypothetical) husband volunteered to me that I looked fat in ANYTHING without being asked, then I'd want to kick him in his hypothetical rear end. Why would that make me happy? If you ever asked your husband to burp you...You might be a bandster! Again, I'm single and childless. Can one adult "burp" another adult ? I've never asked anyone in my life to help me burp. Early in my banding, I have done a "Bandster" dance if things seem as if they were going to get stuck but rarely now. I mean, to burp a baby you lay them over your shoulder, correct? If any man tried to put me over his shoulder - he might get his shoulder dislocated. :paranoid I'm still a solid gal. I just don't get it, sorry. But it's a nice list and I'm sure people will add others to it! Happy Band (and Life) Journeys To All... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
