The MOST Embarrassing PB ever!!!

[Connorsmom 1]

We were at a wedding last night. I had eaten at the cocktail hour and was experiencing some "stuck" issues. We were waiting for the bride and groom to make their entrance and I knew I had to go to the bathroom to pb but there was no escape. I was stuck at our table.

I stood up hoping maybe the food would go down but I started with the watery mouth and before I knew it - blah - PB'ed in my hands!!!!!!!

I bent down behind my husband and took napkins to be discreet but my whole table had already seen the nasty event!

I was mortified as was my husband - the pb got on his suit jacket and chair cover.

It was really bad but after a few more glasses of wine I was fine and thankfully our table was good friends who were aware of my situtation.

Ugh!

[CLOE 0]

OMG poor you. I would have died!:eek

[giveyouthemoon 4]

Oh my goodness....yeah, I've PB'd into my hands once, but I was in my car, not at a table of folks. I can only begin to imagine.......

My most embarassing was when I was in a very nice restaurant in New York in the bathroom, sort of drunk and PB'ing pretty hard (meaning: noisy) only to finish, open the door, and realize there was a bathroom attendant...she was standing there waiting on me (I was the only one in the bathroom). I hadn't seen her when I stumbled in.....

But hey...I don't know her, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon.

Sounds to me like you handled your situation with grace.....we live and learn eh?

[lovecats85 2]

Awww, you poor thing. PB's suck!

[Iluvharleys 15]

Awwww, you must have really been upset! Good thing you were among friends, they'll only tease you about it for years to come!:confused:

[shellyj. 0]

ahhhhhh gross!!!! i have done that at a nice restaurant! i was eating, got a bite stuck, getting ready to hurry to the bathroom hiccupped and pb'd ALL over the floor. AWFUL!!!!

we left a huge tip and LEFT!!!

its good that you were at a table of friends..you'll get teased but thats what friends are for!

thanks for a good laugh this morning!

[Stitchy 0]

I'm so sorry. I've not had one yet, and don't really want to.:cry

Lessons learned! Always, always, always!!! carry a plastic baggie (even if you stuff it down in your bra!). Yuk!

[Nana~ 4]

Oh man thats is terrible! Im so sorry to hear that happened to you, and your hubby

[Barb 0]

That sucks! I am sorry that it happened to you, but I am sure you will all laugh about it in the future.

[carlacollins 0]

I have never PB'd like that and I can only imagine how that must have been...lol.....When I am with a group of people...I make sure I only eat what I know will goooooo downnnnnnn No biggie........friends are just that...friends who will understand

[Jachut 487]

I guess the only consolation is that on the whole, people will merely think you are ill and feel sorry for you.

I know the occasions I've seen someone vomit in public, yes, its kind of fascinatingly disgusting, like a car crash (you dont want to look but you cant help it), but you dont really think badly of the person, you just feel glad it wasnt you!

[kebabish 0]

hi could some one tell me what pb means

[fishy 0]

PB stands for Productive Burp - as in it produces more than just air and noise. food that gets stuck at the pouch will come back up if it can't pass through.

[fiveholts714 0]

Man, that's bad! I pb'd into my tossed salad lid in a restaurant the other day. Luckily I was sitting with my 2 friends and they kept on talking like nothing had happened and totally ignored my situation since I had it under control.

[nurse4126 19]

We were celebrating my daughter's 15th birthday last evening, and as luck would have it I had gotten a pretty good fill the day before. Whatever possessed me to think that the fish would go down ok, I don't know. But I ran to the bathroom, pb'd my guts out, AND pee'd my pants!! Oh my God! I had to throw my undies away, and go commando for the rest of the night. It was awful!