I had lunch with my cell phone because thats how I roll.

[MeganA 35]

Um...

I dry humped a gangster because I'm cool like that.

Nice.

Megan

[NJChick 3]

Oh Megan, I never knew you had that in yah ROFLMFAO !!!

[DonnaB 3]

I danced with Chuck Norris because I hate myself!

[Bostongurl 0]

I danced with my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[bubbyville 0]

Ok - I choked on a banana......because I am sexy and I do what I want....

tracy

[Jammin & Losin 1]

Mine is I dance with my cell phone because I'm a ninja!!!!

[mini_me 3]

i yelled at a stuffed animal because i was drunk

[SuperDaddy! 1]

I ran over your momma because that's how I roll.

Word to your mutha' .....Aw shoot, too late...she's road kill.

While we're at it...who wouldn't hate thmselves for having to dance with Chuck Norris the Ninja?

Jon

[Jachut 487]

Funnily enough I just did this on another forum - I had lunch with a goat because that's how I roll.

[3loves 0]

Oh my, what fun we have!!

I choked on a homeless guy because I'm cool.

Yeah right!!

[Guest ASPHALT ANGEL]

I did the macerena with a llama because the voices told me to.

UMMMM!!! ok... LOL

[NurseTeresa 0]

I kicked a noodle because I am sexy and I do what I want! Gesh how did ya'll know? Thought it was a deep dark secret!

[Teresita 0]

Ok ok ok ok I have to do this again today because I have the shirt on that I was going to wear yesterday....

I did the macararna with a fork because I am cool like that.

whewwww that's so much bettter:clap2: :clap2:

[Cheri 0]

I ran over an ipod because I was high!!!

I must've been, 'cause I should've sold it on ebay!!!! hehehhe

[Anwyn 0]

I choked on my best friends boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

LMAO! I should be on Jerry Springer.