I had lunch with my cell phone because thats how I roll.

[Dutchgrl59 2]

I danced with my dog because the voices told me to.

I'm leaving that one alone!

[smatyas 0]

I dry humped a monster, because I'm cool like that.

[missy4gordon 0]

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I'm cool.

Not so much.....

[MyKdsDad 1]

I murdered a squirrel because that's how I roll.....?

[Teresita 0]

I did the macarena with a mexican because I hate myself...... I don't think so missy!!!!! I was going to wear a white shirt today but too much ironing was needed.:help:

CORRECTION I looked at the wrong one

I did the macarena with a "fork" because I hate myself. I am going to take my shirt off .....I did the macarena with a fork because I can't control myself.....that's better.

[Tamyrn 0]

I danced with an ipod because I'm sexy and I wanted to...

No, really, what does this mean?

[Kat817 19]

"I had lunch with your Mom because I'm not a homosexual".....

Bet she is glad too!!!

Kat

[Tricia K. 0]

I choked on a baseball bat because I was drunk.

Kathy, yours was hilarious!!

[FunnyDuddies 6]

I can't stop laughing at kathy's!! LOL My kids think I am wierd now!

"I kicked my brother because I am NOT a homosexual"

I don't have a brother, but if I did, i would kick him assuming that he is a homosexual and I am not. But i don't, so I didn't.

I don't think I made it any clearer. I want Kathy's!! HA!!

[leatha_g 4]

I did the macarena with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Hehe, okay, the shirt is Teal, but it’s better than (Green - because I hate myself. Or Other - because I'm a ninja.) J

[NJChick 3]

I dry humped a monster, because I'm cool like that.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!! thats so freakin funny.

[ReneBean 3]

I kicked my Sister because I'm a ninja... hahahaha

[tipper 0]

I had lunch with an iPod because I'm cool like that.

[Penni60 45]

I danced with a Mexican because I hate my family. TOO FUNNY!!!

[DOC 0]

I yelled at a goat because that's how I roll........