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Hehehehe......

Pick the month you were born:

January - I kicked

February - I loved

March - I smoked

April - I dry humped

May - I choked on

June - I murdered

July - I did the macarena with

August - I had lunch with

September - I danced with

October - I sang to

November - I yelled at

December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a birdbath

2 - a monster

3 - a phone

4 - a fork

5 - a mexican

6 - a gangster

7 - my cell phone

8 - my dog

9 - my best friends boyfriend

10 - my neighbor

11 - my science teacher

12 - a banana

13 - a fireman

14 - a stuffed animal

15 - a goat

16 - a pickle

17 - your mom

18 - a spoon

19 - myself

20 - a baseball bat

21 - a ninja

22 - chuck norris

23 - a noodle

24 - a squirrel

25 - a football player

26 - my sister

27 - my brother

28 - an ipod

29 - a permanent marker

30 - a llama

31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I'm cool like that.

Black - because that's how I roll.

Gray - because I was drunk.

Pink - because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red - because the voices told me to.

Orange - because I hate my family.

Yellow - because someone offered me 1 million dollars.

Green - because I hate myself.

Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Purple - because I'm cool.

Brown - because I was high.

Other - because I'm a ninja.

None - because I can't control myself

now put em all together................

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HEHEHEHEHE I like this! :biggrin1:

I danced with a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Audra

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He He!

I did the Macarena with a Squirrel because I'm SEXY and I do what I want!:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Cool! I always knew I had the Macarena hidden deep inside me!

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Okay Drewslou... that one was kinda weird.... Mable you could change shirts?! Maybe gray or brown would make more sense? HE HE!

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I did the macarena with a mexican because I hate myself......:D I don't think so missy!!!!! I was going to wear a white shirt today but too much ironing was needed.:help:

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wow how many of wearing green shirts today? lol changing shirts since I can't change what month or day I was born.

I smoked a homeless guy because I hate myself.

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I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because the voices told me to.

Oh my. LOL

Now that is a good one.... my dirty mind is racing... :D

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