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Too bad we don’t have a card for a free shake at the end of the pre-op diet, then we could all be like Elaine from the Seinfeld Festivus episode. I'm sure most of us feel that way.

ELAINE: Oh, I can't believe it! I've lost my "Atomic Sub" card!.. Oh no! I bet I wrote that fake number on the back of it when I gave it to denim vest!

JERRY: So?

ELAINE: I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it!

JERRY: No, you walk out.

ELAINE: Alright, then, it's like a boring book, but you gotta finish it.

JERRY: No, you wait for the movie!

ELAINE: (Irritated, and through clinched teeth) I want that free sub.

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ha ha ha... Or you could be the shake Nazi..."no shake for you! 2 weeks!"

Love Seinfeld.

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Hahaha love Seinfeld! I can barely get a shake down.. and I have not even started the pre-op... I have a week before I start! I'm worried its going to be terrible!

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Believe you can do it and you can!

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Hahaha love Seinfeld! I can barely get a shake down.. and I have not even started the pre-op... I have a week before I start! I'm worried its going to be terrible!

Lots of ice and I drank fast ( a no no now) - best of luck to you!

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