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This is really funny and I hope it brings a smile to someone today.:biggrin1:

I decided to get my butt moving yesterday and walked around the house several times. My 5 yr old son was very interested in this thing called "exercise" mommy was doing. At first, he was riding his bike behind then in front of me and was enjoying his "exercise". He finally decided to join me in walking. It wasn't long until he grabbed himself. I asked if he had to pee. He said no, he was just adjusting. A few steps later he said, "Mommy my pee pee is moving, that's exercise too!!" I about died right there. :faint: I was so glad that we weren't in public. Then again, I'm sharing it here. You just never know what will come out of the mouth of a child. :confused:

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That's hilarious!!! Put it in his baby book so he can be properly embarassed when he is 16!!!!

In the airport on my trip home from being banded, I was in a stall when a little voice came from the handicapped stall next to me saying in an obviously astounded voice "Ashley you have hair on your butt!!!" followed quickly by what sounded to be a young girl herself yelling "shut up". I about popped my stitches trying not to laugh!! I looked around outside the restroom to see if I could spot my entertainment...but alas the hairy Ashley was not to be seen!!!

Love those babies, they grow up sooooo fast, I am working on grandbabies, now and lovin' it!!

Kat

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