Colonoscopy jokes

[Teresita 0]

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" :confused:

3. "Can you hear me NOW?" :phanvan

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" :help:

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." :omg:

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" :rolleyes

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." :heh:

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! :guess

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." :nervous

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" :speechles

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay.":o

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?":cry

[FunnyDuddies 6]

i love that last one. lol

[TheWomanWithin 0]

oh wow I died laughing Teresa. I have to show this to my husband who had one done 2 years ago - and ask if this was one of his lines, all I know is he came out a migthy happy camper after the procedure! :X

(he says it was the meds they gave him)

[gentlespirit 1]

Our hospital administrator had shared the same list with us at a board meeting, and we laughed throughout the whole meeting. I particularly like the last one, too...another one was "have you found my dignity yet?", which I also liked.

Emily

[Teresita 0]

These are my favorites.....

3. "Can you hear me NOW?" :phanvan

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" :help:

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." :heh:

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! :guess

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." :nervous

[3loves 0]

This is way too funny!! :dance: