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2 weeks and I'm still farting like crazy!!! Does it ever stop!!! They don't smell but boy are they LOUD!!!!

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Normal. I'm 12 weeks out and haven't stopped!

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Hi Roxie. It does stop. But god only knows when. Lol. The gas sticks around a bit. And for some longer than others. Until it stops, be gratefully for no smell. Lol. And if it happens here, feel free to blame me. Lol

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Normal. I'm 12 weeks out and haven't stopped!

Lol it suxs I kept laughing yesterday because I was farting all over mall!!! Lol

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Hi Roxie. It does stop. But god only knows when. Lol. The gas sticks around a bit. And for some longer than others. Until it stops' date=' be gratefully for no smell. Lol. And if it happens here, feel free to blame me. Lol

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Too Funny!!! ;)

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2 weeks and I'm still farting like crazy!!! Does it ever stop!!! They don't smell but boy are they LOUD!!!!

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I fart and burp all the time. I was banded in July I don't know how long they continue for

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I fart and burp all the time. I was banded in July I don't know how long they continue for

That suxs lol!!! How am I suppose to find a date lol

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2 years out and still more gassy than before. High Protein diets do cause more gassiness. Is that a word?

Lmao!!! I hate it!!! Why can't I have burps instead , I went to mall walking and kept farting the whole time!!! I wonder how many people herd them!!!

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Roxie, Dont worry. First thing- Dont worry about finding date, just flash that smile and they'll be lining up. However, for first date do something romantic yet self serving. Go for a nice walk around a lake. This way you get to talk and know each other. And if the everlasting gas-stopers continue just do as I do- point at the ducks and say " they must be hungry" . We guys are simple minded. It'll fool us every time. LOL!

It does get better. I swear. If I had a nickel for everytime one snuck out and I'd go into loud coughing fits to try and cover the sound. LOL.

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Roxie' date=' Dont worry. First thing- Dont worry about finding date, just flash that smile and they'll be lining up. However, for first date do something romantic yet self serving. Go for a nice walk around a lake. This way you get to talk and know each other. And if the everlasting gas-stopers continue just do as I do- point at the ducks and say " they must be hungry" . We guys are simple minded. It'll fool us every time. LOL!

It does get better. I swear. If I had a nickel for everytime one snuck out and I'd go into loud coughing fits to try and cover the sound. LOL.[/quote']

Lol thanks for complement , good idea lmao!!! I got to put this on my face book lol to funny ???

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Lol. Glad I could make ya laugh. Lol

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I'll be 5 weeks post-op on Wednesday and I recently started farting more often. It's terrible!! lol Luckily I work in a school so if I fart there, I just blame it on the kids! haha ;)

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Still there after 16 months!

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My god I wanna, and I always thought they must just be sneaking out of me??!!? It was my teacher!!!! A-Haaaaaaaa!!!

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