Seriously Embarrassed !

[cheryl2586 3,053]

Yes I have broke my bed. Oiy vey that was horrible. Got up in the middle of the night and went to flop back down and the bed broke away from the head board and my ass was stuck and could not get up. I had to put darn cinder blocks under it so I could sleep on it. Now I dont have that problem anymore. I also stepped in a whole and broke my toe and fell at the toyota dealership and not one darn sales man saw me to come help me up. I was more pissed then embarrassed because they have no issue running all over you to sell a darn car. When I was big I have wretched my neck, fell on my ass I dont know how many times and broke a plastic lawn chair. OMG its funny now but was not then.

[m1aman 944]

I am trying to think if I have broken anything and I realized I have. I broke two office chairs that I use at my computer over about a 12 year period. They didn't just break suddenly but the frame slowly bent over time until they were no longer level and left me sitting at an angle. I finally ponied up and bought a "fat mans" office chair online. It is supposed to support 350 pounds so I should be okay as I weigh about 299.

Hey, I know that is not a funny story but at least I did break something.

[FatGirlFitGirl 179]

That's hilarious! That sounds like something you would see in a sitcom. It makes me laugh because I am wondering if your husband is like mine and replied with that calm almost monotone voice. This has nothing to do with size' date=' but I have a visual field defect (very little to no peripheral vision) and several times I have walked into a room shouting for my husband only to hear a low quiet voice say, "I'm right here," which of course causes me to scream in fright. [/quote']

I laughed so hard at this one!!!

[Spaness2012 609]

Warning! If you are newly banded, please wait to read these hilarious stories! It will make your incision site sore and very well may rip it open. I was laughing weirdly and my kids thought I could hurt myself. Good stuff!!

Thanks for sharing.

[♕ajtexas♕ 3,771]

I broke a chair at my mother in laws house one Christmas. Full of hubby's family & there's my a s s on the flour with wood all around me. I was sooo embarrassed.

[akwright68 114]

I had started a "temp job" assignment and on the second day I broke an office chair. These people were not nice about it at all. The temp service called me at lunchtime and asked me what happened, but told me that my assignment there was over and the company wanted me to pay for the office chair. I was outraged, but embarrassed. I broke the step on our boat ladder and could not get up into the boat without 3 grown men helping me. I think we can all come up with something that we have broken, been totally humiliated over and at this point we all just have to laugh and grow from the experience.

[Creekwood 702]

Oh yeah I forgot about the time that at a pool party I sat in one of the flimsy white chairs and immediately heard a cracking sound. So I jumped up and sat in a different chair. Then one of my skinny friends came and sat in it and fell to the ground immediately!!! LOL Everyone was cracking up.,, except him Lol

I never told him about that, maybe I will the next time I see him!

[georgeileen 23]

I sat on one of those white plastic outdoor chairs and the back legs gave out

But the funny part is they went ever so slowly so I slowly, slowly sank down with the chair till I was laying on my back with the chair wedged under me!

[Instyle98 240]

Creekwood

That's too funny. Made me LOL! I wouldn't tell him! But then I have a sick and perverse sense of humor!

[JanB160 16]

I've broken a toilet seat, couldn't fit in desks in classrooms, broke a table in home ec in front of the class as well. All too funny to cry over

[Tiny1234 121]

I sat on one of those white plastic outdoor chairs and the back legs gave out

But the funny part is they went ever so slowly so I slowly' date=' slowly sank down with the chair till I was laying on my back with the chair wedged under me![/quote']

Omg..lol... I also have a sick and perverse sense of humor. I can imagine the look on your face as you were slowly going down.

[Drizzle 4]

Wow I thought it was just me

[skikyd 165]

I did break a chair at a distant relative's house. The look on their faces was disgusted. Very Embarassed.

At other relatives houses... I arrive early and select a sturdy looking chair. NOT THE 150 year old antique!

[skikyd 165]

As a matter of fact it happened another time. Always with the most judgmental people in attendance.

[wozzicat 36]

I always worry in restaurants about breaking chairs or breaking a lawn chair