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Guest ASPHALT ANGEL

oh my gosh these are toooo funnny!!!! thanks for the laugh.

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Guest ASPHALT ANGEL

if you are drinking more Water than the hoover dam holds...you might be a bandter.

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Guest ASPHALT ANGEL

if your 2 year old cusses you out for using his baby fork...you might me a bandster.

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I you are sad because you are not yet in the band - it is not because you don't play an instrument - you just might be a wanna-be bandster!

thanks for the laughs! I needed them today!

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If it takes you an hour to eat a FREAKING PIECE OF CHICKEN!!! ...

you just might be a bandster.

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Excellent work, my people!!!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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If you think being too tight is a bad thing, you might be a bandster.

If you have size DDD boobs and you still got a silicone implant, you might be a bandster.

If you no longer order a meal in a restaraunt, but you do graze on everyone else's plates with a shrimp fork, you might be a bandster.

If you tell people that you've lost weight by having a torrid affair with a swarthy set of Romanian gymnists, you might be a bandster.

If you cheer people on who are about to have surgery, you might be a bandster.

If you say sip, sip, sip, you might be a bandster.

If your find yourself pulling up your shirt to let perfect strangers see your scars and touch that odd lump under your skin, you might be a bandster.

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If you buy baby food and you do not have children, who might be a bander

If you count how many times you chew your food, you might be a bander

If you are in a band club and do not play a musical instrument, you might be a bander

If you puree your food and stll have all your teeth, you might be a bander

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If you referr to chocolate bunnies as evil little monsters.....Youuuuuuuu might be a bandster

If you shout "glory" when you fit into a resturant booth.....youuuuuuuuu might be a bandster

If you ask the waitress to bring you a to-go box before you order your meal......youuuuuuuuuuuu might be a bandster

If talk to complete strangers about your hoo hoo or taataas and they have no medical degree........youuuuuu might be a bandster

If you tell complete strangers about your bowel movements and they say I know what u mean........youuuuuuuu might be a bandster

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If your hair is receding faster than your waistline, then you might be a bandster..........

If your favorite new home appliance is a blender, then you might be a bandster..........

If you are proud to announce to the world how much you weigh now (even if it is over 200 lbs) then you might be a bandster...............

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If your ever stuck with out being in a tight space you might be a bandster

If you have more leftovers in your fridge from meals eaten out then real food you might be a bandster...

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If you have Gas-X in every bag, car, desk & cabinet...

you might be a bandster.

If you can't talk while eating because it will break your concentration...

you might be a bandster.

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If you "freak out" because you swallowed your gum, you might be a bandster

If you can go online and PROUDLY display your before and after pictures, you might be a bandster

If you can spill you guts (literally and figuratively) to people you've only talked to online, you might be a bandster.

If you confess things you've never told even your husband, you might be a bandster

If you used to make your kids get/do things for you instead of doing them yourself, you might be a bandster

If "second helping" means having only one deviled egg and splurging to have another, then you might be a bandster

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If the word 'erosion' puts the fear of god into you, you might be a bandster.

If you use the word 'pouch' more than once a week, you might be a banster.

If you've been seen in restaurant bathrooms with long strings of slime hanging from your mouth, you might be a bandster.

If you would actually consider mixing meat tenderizer with Water and then drinking it, you might be a bandster!

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