Feel free to jump in here...

[MeganA 35]

If you say "I'm so tight" and you aren't refering to your hoo hoo...

You might be a bandster.

[*susan* 1,709]

OMG, these are hysterical. I can't come up with anything to add, but I was feeling pretty depressed sitting here drinking my nasty pre-op liquid diet Protein Shake for lunch and this certainly brightend my day. Thanks for the laughs. :clap2:

[Carlene 12]

I was thinking "thrifty", but I guess hoo hoo works.

[mrycrltn 2]

Janet,

This is my favorite. I do it everytime.

If you map out "bathroom exit strategies" before you sit down in a restaurant...

you might be a Bandster!

[StrawartS 2]

Megan, I was thinking the hoohoo one, too!

If you know what 4 cc looks like, but you've never taken a science class, you might be a Bandster.

[JanetC 2]

If you understand the words "stoma" & "transferred pain"...

you might be a Bandster.

I'm loving these! Keep 'em coming!

[JanetC 2]

If just the words Benefiber, Beneprotein, Isopure, or Unjury cause you to gag... you might be a Bandster!

[JanetC 2]

Oooooo!! (This one's for DonnaB!)

If you check with fitday.com to see if you can eat something & still get "restriction" for the day... you might be a successful Bandster!

[StrawartS 2]

If you stop eating because your jaw is tired and not because you're full, you might be a bandster.

[StrawartS 2]

If you have more friends on LBT than in real life, you might be a bandster.

[JanetC 2]

OMG, those are so true! (I just laughed out loud... and Mikey's on a conference call, lol, oops!)

[JanetC 2]

If you avoid dry chicken like the plague...

you might be a bandster.

If you glare at people eating bread or rice...

you might be a bandster.

If you're angry that you can only eat 1C...

you might be a baby bandster! (How long until the anger leaves? Heh.)

If you pray & beg for restriction but then regret it every morning...

you might be a bandster!

If you wait until noon to try to eat or drink anything...

you might be a bandster.

[Vera 7]

If you don't drink with a meal...you might be a bandster.

Tight hoo hoo's!

[sallyjo 0]

If banding is all your husband hears about for three months before being banded-you might become a bandster.4-25 is the big day

[JanetC 2]

If "I'm with the band" doesn't mean you play an instrument (lol @ Mikey)...

you might be a bandster.

If you're trying to come up with a 30 sec speech for how you lost the weight...

you might be a bandster.