Mikey 0 Posted April 13, 2006 I felt like creating a diversion... Please feel free to add some of your own to the list! When you read these, be sure to have a nasal, whiny, Jeff Foxworthy-ish tone to your voice. If you've ever eaten a double-cheeseburger with a baby spoon... you might be a Bandster! If you've ever put Protein Powder in a pepper shaker... you might be a Bandster! If you've ever taken 6 bites to eat a single scallop... you might be a Bandster! If you refuse to leave the house without carrying 3 ziplock baggies, a portion-request card, and a bottle of Girl Scout Cookie Antidote... you might be a Bandster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JanetC 2 Posted April 13, 2006 If you map out "bathroom exit strategies" before you sit down in a restaurant... you might be a Bandster! If PB no longer means "peanut butter"... you might be a Bandster! If you need a stopwatch to eat dinner... you might be a Bandster! If slime enters your life without turning on Nickelodeon... you might be a Bandster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JanetC 2 Posted April 13, 2006 If you use children's plates, bowls, cups & utensils for every meal... you might be a Bandster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JanetC 2 Posted April 13, 2006 If you're on first name basis with a surgeon, nurse, nutritionist, psychologist, exercise physiologist & X-ray technician... you just might be a Bandster! (Come on, I can't be the only one with these! LOL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JanetC 2 Posted April 13, 2006 If you quit going to Hometown Buffet, Sizzler, Country Buffet, Golden Corral & Cici's because you just can't get your money's worth... you just might be a Bandster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doinit4me 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Laughed so hard I darn ner peed my pants! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JanetC 2 Posted April 13, 2006 If "you're restricted" no longer means you've been grounded by your parents (or spouse, lol)... you might be a Bandster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunnyDuddies 6 Posted April 13, 2006 oh these are great!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryb 1 Posted April 13, 2006 If you are always talking about your port and you have never been on a boat, you might be a Banster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Vicki 0 Posted April 13, 2006 If your kids look at your plate and say, "is that ALL you are eating"?, you might be a Bandster If your husband looks at your plate and says " I didn't think you could eat that", you might be a Bandster. :Banane04::rant::mad: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryb 1 Posted April 13, 2006 If Hot Dogs and Girl Scout Cookies frighten you, you might be a bandster and a member of the Gone for Good Club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryb 1 Posted April 13, 2006 If you are obsessed with your Protein intake, you might be a bandster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Vicki 0 Posted April 13, 2006 If you've got the BEST and most LOYAL support group on this planet, you might be a Bandster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Vicki 0 Posted April 13, 2006 If you tell your friend that you have to go get a "fill" and you are NOT going to the Shell station, you might be a Bandster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Vicki 0 Posted April 13, 2006 If you and your 6 month old granddaughter SHARE a meal, you might be a Bandster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites