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I have one of those p words that hangs out with a pair of nuts.I don't get to use it enough for my liking.Sometimes I think it's just for the urinal.my wife I guess is at this age(47)that she just doesn't seem too interested.so I suffer through it.So to me it's not a joke.I have a lapband and it has worked quite well.And no.im not an ugly guy.

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I have one of those p words that hangs out with a pair of nuts.I don't get to use it enough for my liking.Sometimes I think it's just for the urinal.my wife I guess is at this age(47)that she just doesn't seem too interested.so I suffer through it.So to me it's not a joke.I have a lapband and it has worked quite well.And no.im not an ugly guy.

Well it does sound like it has a rough life.

Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years.

I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough!

Hang in there! No pun intended

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mad....if you walk by me' date=' i will do this to you.....[/quote']

That was funny

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mad....if you walk by me' date=' i will do this to you.....[/quote']

I'm on my phone and can't see it...

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Maddy I think that's some sort of mating ritual that penguins do.You better get your high powered glasses on...lol

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No rodeo....I shot the bull.

JR is tooooo old!!

Cheerleader outfit too big, lol!

What grassy knoll? Nobody told me about a grassy knoll, am I missing something?

1963, dallas, jfk, the area the limo was passing

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BB you're good! Summon aj and she appears.

Do it again, do it again, summon deedee or vgb or llb , summon them all...

I have mad powers that I have to use for good not evil. I can make aj appear but if I over use them, I can't be responsible for the fallout!

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Maddy I think that's some sort of mating ritual that penguins do.You better get your high powered glasses on...lol

I have my glasses on and it's just CG being mean and nasty, mean and nasty.

BTW She's PMSing, thats why all our Banded Bs took off.

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1963' date=' dallas, jfk, the area the limo was passing[/quote']

I couldn't tell if she was joking or not

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Well it does sound like it has a rough life.

Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years.

I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough!

Hang in there! No pun intended

That pun was Sooooo intended and wicked punny too.

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