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A Penis Has A Rough Life

♕ajtexas♕

By ♕ajtexas♕, in Rants & Raves

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☠carolinagirl☠    18,721

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i agree with that

we all have the same thing/goal in mind...and understand...that it brings us closer

i promise to always keep it real and be honest..

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Banjo257    920

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Just noticed I was response #600, do I get a prize?

Look at this morning's sunrise over my neighbor's house. Took it from my bedroom window. Hope they don't think I'm a peeping Joanne!

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Maddysgram    6,159

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Just noticed I was response #600' date=' do I get a prize?

Look at this morning's sunrise over my neighbor's house. Took it from my bedroom window. Hope they don't think I'm a peeping Joanne!

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That's beautiful for sure!

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Maddysgram    6,159

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Why are my attachments always tipsy? What am I doing wrong?

Stop drinking in the morning!

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Maddysgram    6,159

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PPPB , What r u doing??? Come play with us. We miss u! You are a beautiful princess!

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Banjo257    920

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Wait a minute! I thought sweet caroline was the princess!

So tex is the princess? Does that make you the dragon?

Am I a troll?

I need LBT for dummies. Maybe it is the am drinking!

And why so many p's in pppb? I need a recap, definitely not a nightcap.

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☠carolinagirl☠    18,721

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i have dragons that protect me....but i am still a princess....

which reminds me......the 21st is my birthday....so as a reminder...

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Maddysgram    6,159

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Wait a minute! I thought sweet caroline was the princess!

So tex is the princess? Does that make you the dragon?

Am I a troll?

I need LBT for dummies. Maybe it is the am drinking!

And why so many p's in pppb? I need a recap' date=' definitely not a nightcap.[/quote']

Carolina is PPPB, pretty pink princess b***h

Tex is a princess too

So am I

You can be too

Just don't tell pppb

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Maddysgram    6,159

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i have dragons that protect me....but i am still a princess....

which reminds me......the 21st is my birthday....so as a reminder...

LOL, I thought your bd was early in Nov. I bad!

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Maddysgram    6,159

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Wait a minute! I thought sweet caroline was the princess!

So tex is the princess? Does that make you the dragon?

Am I a troll?

I need LBT for dummies. Maybe it is the am drinking!

And why so many p's in pppb? I need a recap' date=' definitely not a nightcap.[/quote']

No, you need Banded B's for dummies!

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Banjo257    920

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Carolina is PPPB, pretty pink princess b***h

Tex is a princess too

So am I

You can be too

Just don't tell pppb

Oh gosh, always wanted to be a princess.

But always a jock, a tomboy.

I am getting a tiara tomorrow and will wear it each night I check in to LBT!!!

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Banjo257    920

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....can you believe tuesday we vote

we never voted before....how do you do it....

Well, everystate varies some, but we get a sheet to bubble in then uou give it to a cool machine. I am poor today, I'll be poor on the day after the election.

Not feeling financially hopeful either way. I just want to elect Michelle Obama to be my personal trainer. Her arms are jacked!!

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