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I say "he", but mostly I refer to it at "b***h". My b***h is tight today, my b***h hates me today, or my b***h is being nice. LOL

All I have to say is my b***h better behave when I go to DisneyWorld in December (I DO NOT plan to over eat, but I do plan to enjoy food while I'm there).

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Gonna have to ask my folks about this.... We moved to the US when I was 7, yes I'm a limey.

Well coo love a duck, Tex is a bloody limey!

Maybe we're related??

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I say "he", but mostly I refer to it at "b***h". My b***h is tight today, my b***h hates me today, or my b***h is being nice. LOL

All I have to say is my b***h better behave when I go to DisneyWorld in December (I DO NOT plan to over eat, but I do plan to enjoy food while I'm there).

Now we'll never know if you're talking to us or your band.

We all have names for our bands, if you didn't catch that thread take over.

AJ-Yellow Rose

CG- Dixie

CB-Lil Sexy

I can't remember the rest!

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sorry i missed chatting with my B********* last night

me and hub were shaggin on the blvd.........blushing and now sport a hickey

on my neck.....can i get an amen in the house...

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momma bear

you have to protect pretty pink princess as i have haters now....

i scared.......

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per your question LB......i eat a cup of food (sometimes a cup and a half) but 4 oz of protein and then my veggies. i am very strict on what i eat or dont eat. and i drink all day long and pee all day long..... and i go to potty all by myself... :wub:

i eat healthy foods. no processed, nothing from box.

if i am hungry, i eat. i do not diet at all....and the thing

that is working for me, is believing in my band/plication.

i am helping it as it is helping me.

god i am soooooooooooooo good :P

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momma bear

you have to protect pretty pink princess as i have haters now....

i scared.......

Lead me to um my little pink princess cub!

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BB was causing trouble on another thread.

She thought maybe we wouldn't want her in our club.

I told her I was proud of her!

whom is BB

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my hands are cold here at work................

Mine too, and I'm running the heater!

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whom is BB

Dammit pppb

BB is Banjo!!!!!!

How many times must we go through this?

Stupad b***h!

xoxoxo

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my hands are cold here at work................

Me too. I need to get gloves and cut the finger tips off so i can type.

Funny, I never use to be cold, new problem...

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Dammit pppb

BB is Banjo!!!!!!

How many times must we go through this?

Stupad b***h!

xoxoxo

Her brain is frozen.

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if i did not like all yall so f***ing much i would def do a VD thang on you all...

my hands are cold but i do have gloves w/o the finger tips. must allow the whole world to view my talons.....and they look sooooooooooooo pretty against my color sweater....i had a lady comment on my sweater and hurt my feewings a bit (i blogged it fyi).......so i am down in the dumps somewhat.....

i cant have heaters here at work.....we use to until we moved into this

gorgeous new office building in 09.....so we all sit around in jackets, scarfs, blankets, gloves etc.......really stupid but its a job and i am happy i gots it

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