A Penis Has A Rough Life

[♕ajtexas♕ 3,771]

you are soooooooooooooo lucky deedee is not here for me to hide behind...her will protect me..

dang i forgot the storm was a coming

deedee is busy testing my wine theory......

[♕ajtexas♕ 3,771]

Goodnight Maddy....don't let the bed bugs, oh heck bite away bugs!

[Maddysgram 6,159]

I have one more song come to mind while thinking of CG flatulence ....

I feel the earth move under my feet I feel the walls tumbling down, tumbling down. Whenever she's near her farts do I fear...

Where do you think her dragon gets its flame from

Nite

[☠carolinagirl☠ 18,721]

wuv u mads

[♕ajtexas♕ 3,771]

wuv u mads

Ditto!

[♕ajtexas♕ 3,771]

Ok what is going on..... I realized that I hadn;t eaten dinner yet so I got some hummus (totally soft sh**) one bite and it's not going through....wtf

Who pissed off yellow rose? Come on don't be shy, show yourself!

[dee257 1,516]

Not sure where I should tell pinkie this...but I just read a post and the only thing I could think of was MD wants morning sex............lmao big time

[Juli Salzman 41]

Speaking of penuses, or would that be peni? Hmm. I came across this at my local Kogers last week....

[Juli Salzman 41]

It's a British pudding. The spots are currants. Not something I'd buy, but I sure did take a picture!

[Maddysgram 6,159]

It's a British pudding. The spots are currants. Not something I'd buy' date=' but I sure did take a picture![/quote']

I'm first generation American. Parents on back are English. You would not believe the embarrassing things that would come out of their mouths and as a teenage OMG. Personally my mother would tell people she didn't like "spotted d**k", or do you have a ***(cigarette ) and my daughter needs a vest ( bra)

She's 85 now, God bless her, but still don't know what's going to come out of her mouth. LOL

[Juli Salzman 41]

Ok... I started worrying about the plural and looked it up. It is penes although penises is acceptable. Now I can go on with my day.

[Juli Salzman 41]

I'm first generation American. Parents on back are English. You would not believe the embarrassing things that would come out of their mouths and as a teenage OMG. Personally my mother would tell people she didn't like "spotted d**k"' date=' or do you have a ***(cigarette ) and my daughter needs a vest ( bra)

She's 85 now, God bless her, but still don't know what's going to come out of her mouth. LOL[/quote']

I have a friend whose grandmother is the same way. She calls all of her offspring her a**holes.

[Maddysgram 6,159]

I have a friend whose grandmother is the same way. She calls all of her offspring her a**holes.

Lol, I guess thats as close as my mom.

We were "a pain in her ass". Lol

[dee257 1,516]

Ooo aj are you ok today....I had liquids all day yesterday till about 9 pm...I was so hungry and there were a bag of pretzels at the store SCREAMING my name....but no pain....hope your better today

[♕ajtexas♕ 3,771]

Speaking of penuses, or would that be peni? Hmm. I came across this at my local Kogers last week....

Gonna have to ask my folks about this.... We moved to the US when I was 7, yes I'm a limey.