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*yalls talk of p---------made me realize i was married to a guy with one

and wanted to go looksee for myself*

woke up in a ((((happy))))) mood

who wants details?

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I agreee---let us play on this thread and not go onto other ones as i get loss easy will be really PO'd if i miss yall talking crap about me

then i will open a can of doberman whoop ass

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*yalls talk of p---------made me realize i was married to a guy with one

and wanted to go looksee for myself*

woke up in a ((((happy))))) mood

who wants details?

Hands on ears again :lalalalalalala

I can't hear you lalalala

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I agreee---let us play on this thread and not go onto other ones as i get loss easy will be really PO'd if i miss yall talking crap about me

then i will open a can of doberman whoop ass

: P : P : P

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*yalls talk of p---------made me realize i was married to a guy with one

and wanted to go looksee for myself*

woke up in a ((((happy))))) mood

who wants details?

You were supposed to be getting your beauty sleep, not playing with penis.....

Think I'll skip the details.

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yea maddy tell them I have virgin ears...lol...

You girls are so bad.....makes me wub ya all the more....what we gonna do if we get banded after being banded...huh..huh...????

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yea maddy tell them I have virgin ears...lol...

You girls are so bad.....makes me wub ya all the more....what we gonna do if we get banded after being banded...huh..huh...????

We would become the bbbb****

My head is spinning too many b's!

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You ladies crack me up! Can I hang out with the cool peeps here? I tend to get lost too. :D

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You ladies crack me up! Can I hang out with the cool peeps here? I tend to get lost too. :D

hey hey hey...........a lousiana b*********

what you think fellow b******

i say hell yeah

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You ladies crack me up! Can I hang out with the cool peeps here? I tend to get lost too. :D

but you can be scared of dragons........and you must adhere to princess....

fyi......madd and aj are ((really naughty))

aj just last night got edited for using a p word........

i tattled and told deedee..........

see i follow rules..........unlike some........just saying

thoughts/opinions???

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You ladies crack me up! Can I hang out with the cool peeps here? I tend to get lost too. :D

She called us Ladies..... Heck ya, she's in!

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see i follow rules..........unlike some........just saying

Princess rules.....

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