Shelf Butt Blues

[♥LovetheNewMe♥ 1,216]

CG you crack me up, I think my hubby may have modeled for this pic, where is the payment! LMAO!

[honk 780]

In some circles having an apple bottom is a complement.

[Maddysgram 6,159]

I think I feel a song coming....

Yep, yep definitely ....

I got my apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. Something something looking at her.

Give my big booty a smack

Going low low low

You started it!

[☠carolinagirl☠ 18,721]

Now tell me, what would a big butt and a smile do for you?

[Maddysgram 6,159]

Now tell me' date=' what would a big butt and a smile do for you?[/quote']

Well lets see, I have a big butt & a nice smile. I guess I got it all.

[☠carolinagirl☠ 18,721]

yes, you do......and you got me

[Maddysgram 6,159]

yes' date=' you do......and you got me[/quote']

Got your butt GF, shelved or not!

[♥LovetheNewMe♥ 1,216]

Hey I lost my butt but I got the smile! When I was younger my mom said she always hemmed my skirts 2 inches longer in the back because they would hike up from my big butt. See I was scarred as a child and doomed to have a big butt.

[Joy1961 134]

Im so glad it doesnt hurt to laugh anymore. You guys are hysterical!!! Laughter is good medicine fir sure!

[vmarlau 207]

is this a butt shelf?

Lmbo.... Hilarious

[SandeeD 363]

I HAD junk in my trunk, but after losing 60 pounds it's all gone. All I'm left with is what looks like a deflated balloon:( My butt is now saggy on the outside AND inside (nobody told me about the inside saggy part, I discovered that one day when wiping myself after using the bathroom - sorry if it's tmi). I kinda sorta miss my plump butt, but I don't want to carry all of that around anymore. Also, for weeks when I would sit in my car I thought something was sticking out of the seat or that I was sitting on my keys or something, then I discovered that it was my boney butt that I was feeling! lol I never imagined that I would actually "feel" my bones ever again.

[MarieMarie 346]

I know I will loose a lot of my boobs. It is the first place I loose. I am looking forward to a sexy bra next summer.

[JustWatchMe 7,117]

Ah, for me a sexy bra is one that condenses all my sagging deflated skin from the front and sides and armpits into front facing, perky boob-like illusions. Yay for weight loss in your fifties! (Still preferable to my old life by far.)

[Spooky Little Gurl 7]

I do yoga so I CAN rest a cup on it, lol.