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Well thank YOU for putting that into MY head so close to bedtime!

Or, you could do Queen's, Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round!

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Great now its stuck in my head.

Is this revenge?

You got it babe!!!

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Oh you guys have done it now.

Can't get the song by Sir Mix A Lot, Baby Got Back out of my head.....

I like big butts and I can not lie......

You asked for it :)

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Well thank YOU for putting that into MY head so close to bedtime!

Or' date=' you could do Queen's, Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round![/quote']

Oh geeez!

I like big butts b/c they make the rockin world go round.

I'm tired and really confused now.

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I'm too sexy for my shirt' date=' too sexy for my shirt.....[/quote']

So sexy I hurt....

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OK. I googled shelf butt. I found the Urban Dictionary. It's definition of shelf butt is as follows...

(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf' date=' table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV or what not on.

ROFLMAO! I DEF have a shelf butt, but I take offense at the "TV" aspect. LOL[/quote']

Roflmao! Too funny. Maybe it's one of those 6 inch travel tvs that you plug in to your cigarette lighter... Hmmm

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Well thank YOU for putting that into MY head so close to bedtime!

Or, you could do Queen's, Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round!

You requested ? :lol:

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I obviously went to bed to early last night, LMAO. You guys kill me!

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we left off on shelf butts before i went to bed

and woke to i like big butts

mercy i knew i loved you guys

if we cant talk azzes then what can we talk about

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