The Dead...after Surgery.

[Montage 87]

Hi all,

This may be a little bit of an odd question, but how long before i will be able to be intimate with my wife after surgery?

Is there a specific period of time we should wait?

Thanks

[gmb71 28]

Mr Dr said 3 weeks or as tolerated

[2muchfun 8,927]

Depends on who's doing all the heavy lifting

[lassie 247]

My doc said as soon as I was ready I would know, it has been 4 months I think I am ready just kidding.

[meyouus 415]

Boy I hope you meant..."The Deed...After Surgery!"

[Krussell19 217]

Doc told me to wait till my stitches disolved and I was no longer feeling pain in my port. Most of my discomfort was gone after two to three weeks.

You will know when your body is feeling up to it. If you try a position that's uncomfortable try something else.

[kyrasgrandma 228]

omg I thought someone died after surgery...lol

[SandyC2 32]

Depends on who's doing all the heavy lifting

THATS TOO FUNNY! Hahahahahahahahaaahah! ROFLMAO! Thanks!

[SandyC2 32]

omg I thought someone died after surgery...lol

yeah, me too. couldnt look fast enough! Hahahahahah!

[malissa63801 45]

I know almost scared me to death good to know someone was just talking about getting some booger lol.

[SandyC2 32]

I dont know bout everyone else, but i havent had booger goin on in a loooooooong time. On my mind, lots! But not anythin else. Sucks to be deprived!

[SandyC2 32]

I CANT EVEN SEE MY COOCHIE WITHOUT LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR. This is the first time in my life this has happened and it sucks, major big time. all those dam drugs drs have me on make me tired, no exercise, and no booger either! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[meyouus 415]

Pardon me, but what exactly do you mean by "booger?"

The only booger I've ever heard of comes out of your nose. and it doesn't look like you're talking about that!

[Maddysgram 6,159]

Pardon me' date=' but what exactly do you mean by "booger?"

The only booger I've ever heard of comes out of your nose. and it doesn't look like you're talking about that![/quote']

ROFLMAO!!!

I was thinking the same thing. I knew what they were talking about, but never heard it called "booger". LOL

[Bos123 221]

ROFLMAO!!!

I was thinking the same thing. I knew what they were talking about' date=' but never heard it called "booger". LOL[/quote']

Too freaking funny! I needed this laugh tonight:)