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"During a Sunday Service in church, a priest gave the following sermon:

Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!

Today I want to talk about a Piece of meat.

YES.....THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!! Sometimes strong and hard, sometimes loose.

That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!! Men and Women. !!!!!!!

That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wives to divorce!!!

That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred and jealousy between brothers.!!!!

That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women.

It is that Piece of MEAT that is sometimes outside and sometimes more inside than outside .

Beloved brothers and sisters,

it is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain, but it also brings a lot of UNBELIEVABLE PLEASURE !

Beloved Brothers and Sisters, that's the Piece of MEAT, I want to talk to you about

WHICH IS .............................. ...............

DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS .....

THE TONGUE !!!!!!!!!

Shame on you for what you were thinking.

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I was reading thinking...wooo where is this going....laughing

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I was reading thinking...wooo where is this going....laughing

Especially when CG is writing it! LOL

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That is just weird. What is the guy on?

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Wow... I was thinking "that" piece of meat!!

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Wow... I was thinking "that" piece of meat!!

LOL!!!

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Wow... I was thinking "that" piece of meat!!

Omygoodness...this is just to funny

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