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you and that cb is right near the profiling line......will tell on YOU

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drama......tx and fl b**** think they can outdo a carolina girl......NOT happening

i got back up.......dammit elvis is working down here at subway

Not only old, but dementia too!

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE SUBWAY!!!!

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rolling my eyes........and holding my hands up to gander at long gorgeous nails......pretty huh???

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rolling my eyes........and holding my hands up to gander at long gorgeous nails......pretty huh???

For picking your nose, most likely huh???

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LOL' date=' I'm always waiting for Alex to come on and tell us to knock it off.[/quote']

Alex is sitting in his office laughing his a** of at you two!

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So what is it with threads about naming your band.....

Seams to bring out the band 3!

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Alex is sitting in his office laughing his a** of at you two!

At us two???? You're involved too princess!

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I call my port site "the alien" because I can really feel it through my skin (and if you've seen the move Alien' date=' well that's where my warped thinking goes). :D[/quote']

For warped thinking, you're in the right place.

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