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ill cut that thang off and feed it to my dobermans.... :o

Probably would be better than the opossum belly grits you been feeding them, PPRB!!!

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i am about to sic towanda on your butt.....keep it up

Well with the size of my butt, it's going to take a Amazon warrior woman to kick it.

Not some lil ole redneck, country bumkin!

:o)

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aj......she called me a bumpkin....i may change my damn name to honey booboo if she keeps on me

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Well with the size of my butt' date=' it's going to take a Amazon warrior woman to kick it.

Not some lil ole redneck, country bumkin!

:o)[/quote']

We can wait, it's going ti b a lil butt in no time.

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aj......she called me a bumpkin....i may change my damn name to honey booboo if she keeps on me

Honey booboo the pink princess.....hummm it has a ring to it!

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LOL Wow! thank you ladies...very entertaining for me...and for everyone in my class starring at me while I LOL'd out loud. Had to close the laptop... :D

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And for the record CG aka Pretty Pink b***h aka redneck country bumkin started it.

I just finished it!

Maybe.....

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Uh oh

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take a b**** to know what bitchin is you know...just saying

Shows how old you are, bitchin means way cool and yes, I am.

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drama......tx and fl b**** think they can outdo a carolina girl......NOT happening

i got back up.......dammit elvis is working down here at subway

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