Embarassing Food Story...

[PattyGirl66 1,243]

At the age of 19, just 2 years of giving birth to my daughter I felt a lump on my breast. Of course I got really scared and nervous so I went to a doctor where then he told me to go to a specialist to have that lump checked out.

Knowing I had to get up really early in the morning to do this, I went out with two of my best friends at a local bar and drank. Yes, I drank quite a bit and was home after the bar closed at 2am.

When I got home I was really, no I mean reallly hungry but to drunk to cook. I noticed a large bag of pistachios sitting on the table. Oh, wow that was nice of hubby to bring them home. So, I sat down and ate them nuts like they were going out of style. I soon crawled in the bed fully dressed.

Morning came and I woke up late, nooo really late! I only had time to do three things. Change underwear, brush teeth, and comb hair.

As I sit in the doctors office waiting for the the doctor to come in, two of his assistance stood in the room with me. The doctor came in and asked me to remove my bra, which I did...

To my horror, pistachios and shells fell as I lifted up my bra. The 2 nurse scurried out of the room and I was left with the doctor alone. I put my head down and cried of embarrassment. He didn't say anything, he handed me a tissue as I quickly tried to brush the stuck on shells from my breast.

I could only imagine how I must of been the pun of the joke while put under while he did the biopsy. Yes, the overweight girl who had pistachios that fell from her bra. I know I will never forget, and I am sure they didn't either...

[DetChatt 188]

Oh wow, I needed that laugh today, although I know it wasn't funny at the time it happened to you.

I'll share my most embarrassing band food story. I was out to eat with my 20-year-old son. Just a normal small amount of meat and veggies, but it was cooked poorly and dry, so I knew I might be in trouble. We got to the car and were on the same side putting in leftovers when I coughed. Just one little cough that caught me off guard, and I spewed chunks all over my son's shoes. He was totally grossed out, but it was so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. He'll never let me live it down either.

[Maddysgram 6,159]

At the age of 19' date=' just 2 years of giving birth to my daughter I felt a lump on my breast. Of course I got really scared and nervous so I went to a doctor where then he told me to go to a specialist to have that lump checked out.

Knowing I had to get up really early in the morning to do this, I went out with two of my best friends at a local bar and drank. Yes, I drank quite a bit and was home after the bar closed at 2am.

When I got home I was really, no I mean reallly hungry but to drunk to cook. I noticed a large bag of pistachios sitting on the table. Oh, wow that was nice of hubby to bring them home. So, I sat down and ate them nuts like they were going out of style. I soon crawled in the bed fully dressed.

Morning came and I woke up late, nooo really late! I only had time to do three things. Change underwear, brush teeth, and comb hair.

As I sit in the doctors office waiting for the the doctor to come in, two of his assistance stood in the room with me. The doctor came in and asked me to remove my bra, which I did...

To my horror, pistachios and shells fell as I lifted up my bra. The 2 nurse scurried out of the room and I was left with the doctor alone. I put my head down and cried of embarrassment. He didn't say anything, he handed me a tissue as I quickly tried to brush the stuck on shells from my breast.

I could only imagine how I must of been the pun of the joke while put under while he did the biopsy. Yes, the overweight girl who had pistachios that fell from her bra. I know I will never forget, and I am sure they didn't either...[/quote']

I'm sorry for your embarrassement and I hate laughing at someone, but that cracked me up!!!

[PattyGirl66 1,243]

Ohh No, believe me my friends and family all tell this story till today, ... its hysterical looking back, but at the time at the age of 19 I was mortified..now at age 49 I roll when thinking about it, LOLOLOL

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I can totally see that happening! I'm embarrassed to admit I take off my bra at night and all kinds of stuff falls out- food crumbs, dirt from gardening, grass clippings. You name it, my cleavage eats it! ROFL!!

[Maddysgram 6,159]

I can totally see that happening! I'm embarrassed to admit I take off my bra at night and all kinds of stuff falls out- food crumbs' date=' dirt from gardening, grass clippings. You name it, my cleavage eats it! ROFL!![/quote']

I'm there with you Missy. You never know what you'll find.