Racing Names Needed

[GrizGirl 0]

Hi All-

Everyone is so darn clever here I thought I'd throw this out to the masses and see what comes up.

I'm going go-karting for a work function Friday Night. I've done this before and actually love it. It's like you're driving a lowered lawn mower really fast. Last time I did it, one of my Ironworker buddies hit me really hard. He was so sweet, he said, Gee Sal, are you OK? Your head really snapped back (he really was sincere). I said, my neck is ok Mark, but you made me pee my pants. Anyhow, I'm going for it again.

I've got a couple of names for a couple of guys:

Dash McCrashington

Dirk Swerveswell

Everyone put your foil helmets on and help me think of a name for me.

Thanks

Sal:bananalama: :eek: :eek:

[Jerseytammy 0]

Side-ways Sal??

[the best me 6]

Dale Crushardt

I'm at a loss...there's a Nascar fans thread floating around here somewhere. I'll bet they'd be really handy!

[Wheetsin 714]

Gunner Beetchoo

Ok, so you may have to sound it out a few times. It loses something in written translation.

[GrizGirl 0]

I get it!!

Clever--that's the stuff!

[the best me 6]

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/showthread.php?t=15933&highlight=Nascar

here's the thread with all the Nascar fans...just in case.

[fireman20 3]

Sal Swervehardt:scared:

[NJChick 3]

WhipLash Lady (haaaaaaaaaaa)

The Band-it Babe

Smokey & The Band-it Babe

Long-Tall-Sally

Not clever for sure LOL

[GrizGirl 0]

Somebody at work came up with

Crash Wetmypants

I kinda like it!