Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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1. At lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

5. Put Decaf In The coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "for Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "in Accordance With The Prophecy."

These are my favorite! wiping tears of laughter I am posting just for the subscription so I can show my DH later.

THANK YOU PAULA for these.

Did anyone see the one that went around for awhile "Things to do in an elevator"? The only ones I can remember are:

1) Stare at the person standing next to you, when it gets really awkward, smile and say "I have new socks on".

2) Draw a box on the floor with chalk and tell everyone getting on that "This is MY space"

3) Move your desk into the elevator and demand to know from passengers if they have an appointment.

4) Scream "We're all going to DIE!!" and clutch the walls in panic every time the doors close and until they reopen.