paula 4 Posted March 15, 2006 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "in Box" 5. Put Decaf In The coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "for Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "in Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation! 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order Diet Water With A Serious Face Whenever You Go Out To Eat. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "to Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The Atm, Scream "i Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over dinner. "due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Share This Message With 5 Friends .... It's Called Therapy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted March 15, 2006 So what your telling me is, I AM SANE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the best me 6 Posted March 15, 2006 Very funny...thanks for the laugh! My fave: 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "in Accordance With The Prophecy." but, heck, all are funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paula 4 Posted March 15, 2006 Kathy, I have friends that actually DO that... LOL. Honestly. My fav is: 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJChick 3 Posted March 15, 2006 Love these two, but the one about asking everyone if they want fries with that is funny. Can you see me saying that to my sargent boss ROFLMFAO!!! Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "in Box" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eficka 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Hi everybody I see that this letter is translated from/to many different languages.I just received this mail few days ago in Czech:-) my favorite is: 17.When The Money Comes Out The Atm, Scream "i Won! I Won!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paula 4 Posted March 15, 2006 Eileen - I like this one too. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. Sometime, when Im Walmarting with my 3 kids, I think Ill do that. :hat: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xann77 0 Posted March 15, 2006 LOVE IT!!! SO FUNNY!!!! I love No 2. Can just totally see myself paging myself over the intercom and all the lawyers in the office thinking I've gone bonkers. Thanks for the laughs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexra 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Okreally tempted on this one Tell Your Children Over dinner. "due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrizGirl 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Some of my favorite things to say at work: Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial. No, my powers can only be used for good. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Ahh.. I see the f*-up fairy has visited us again. I will always cherish the the initial misconceptions I had about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missy4gordon 0 Posted March 16, 2006 17. When The Money Comes Out The Atm, Scream "i Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over dinner. "due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." These are my favorites!! HILARIOUS!!! :funnypost: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavensRiches 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Thanks Paula! I think I just blew the stitches around my port! Ouch! Something hurts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonnaB 3 Posted April 13, 2006 Very funny Paula! Why can't I ever remember things like this when the situation calls for it? Not a hijack at all GrizGirl - those were GREATNESS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ljones4521 4 Posted April 13, 2006 I can't wait to use the two when I go out with my husband. He embarrases easily. I am litterally crying I laughing so hard. My husband is going to think I have really gone crzay. I already ask for my fries cooked dark like me (well that's when I used to eat fries). Thanks so much for picking up my day. Order Diet Water With A Serious Face Whenever You Go Out To Eat. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "to Go." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lianna 3 Posted April 13, 2006 ROFL......I happened to catch these after I came home from meeting friends for drinks!!! I LOVE EM ALL!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
