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Apparently I've lost an elephant penis and a rack of baby back ribs haha! Oh, my! Or I guess I could say a small bale of hay and a bald eagle. The last one makes me less embarrassed lol

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LOL @ Elephant penis (I'm close to losing that)

I've lost a 5000 BTU air conditioner and a rack of baby back ribs

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Apparently I've lost an elephant penis and a rack of baby back ribs haha! Oh, my! Or I guess I could say a small bale of hay and a bald eagle. The last one makes me less embarrassed lol

ROFLMAO!! OMG I didn't see the elephant penis one until you said that! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Congratulations on your loss! :D

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well I haven't been banded yet, but I've lost an automobile tire!! WOO-HOO!!! Congrats on everyone's weight loss!!! :)

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human leg or 5 gallon Water i have lost thus far...........when do i get the penis ???

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..............when do i get the penis ???

:lol: :lol: :lol: You get it at 60 pounds

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:lol: :lol: :lol: You get it at 60 pounds

20 freeking MORE POUNDS............that baby better be wrapped w/a bow on it is all i am a saying.

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I have lost a house cat but i am well on my way to an elephant penis, hope he is happy to see me LOL thanks for t he laugh this is greatness.

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ive almost lost a bale of hay (50 lbs) , after that, i need to lose a microwave (39 lbs) !!!!!!! ( I think I'll skip the elephant penis.......................).

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This is a really cool little chart, showing by comparison to random objects how much you've lost:

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I've lost the average fashion model! How much have you lost? :)

i sent this list to my hub and told him i lost the (leg part). here was his response yall:

""yeah, it says an average leg

your kind of short, so if your leg was regualr size, you might have lost a leg and a half""

**what gives with short jokes**

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Hi! My name is Candice! I'm pretty new here. I have lost so far a total of 170lbs in about 2yrs. Its was a real struggle due to the fact that doctors I had had me on some pretty rough medications that restricted my weightloss. I first had the band put on to control my weight because from the medication I was on I went from a healthy 160 to a whopping 345! My primary care physican was like the pscychiatrists aren't willing to budge and we have put you on every diet change and exercise implementation so this is the next step or your not going to make it.

At first I wasn't losing weight at all just maintaining because of the medication so I took action and demanded they put me on something else with the support of my boyfriend. Because I really thought there was nothing I could do.

So now here I am 170lbs lighter. I still have like a little less than 20 to go to get to my matinence wieght. But I am very pleased with my acccomplishment! Now we are even starting to plan a family! I'm doing things I never thought I'd be able to do again like jog a couple of miles do pushups, intense cardio training, p90x, insanity! Its crazy!

I'm proud of me and of everyone who had the courage to charge and make a change in their lives!

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Well, that poor elephant. I have lost his heart and his penis ! Sucks to be him - great to be me..The average 2 yr old is my next goal. This is just too funny..Congrats to everyone on their weight loss.

Melinda in Florida

Melinda in Florida

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